Here are some smiles for Sunday. They're from Steven Wright, one of my favorite stand-up comics. I love the way he plays with words.
1. What's another word for Thesaurus?
2. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
3. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
4. I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
5. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Who's your favorite comic?
Have a great Sunday!
3 comments:
In the paleo-internet, a list of such sayings was called a 'cookie file'.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Where am I going? And why am I in this handbasket? (I had this one as a bumper sticker, one car ago.)
And many more.
Great way to start my day, Ellen! thanks.
My favorite comic is a fabulous man who is dead. His name was Dennis Wolfberg, and I suggest if you want a real belly laugh, go to YouTube and look him up. All of us who've ever taught get a special kick out of his routine!
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