Sunday, April 3, 2011

Collecting Characters--Plus Contest Winners

Last week the A/C went out. I felt like the wicked witch of the west when she cried, "I'm melting!" So I called the a/c and heating place that has our service contract. They sent out a woman repair person. I'll call her Anita. What a character. She hopped out of her truck, strode up to my porch and said, "Better get those orchids into the shade. They can't take the direct sun." I wanted to say, "I'm not nearly as concerned about the ORCHIDS' well being as I am concerned about MINE!" But I didn't. Anita was probably my age, with sunbrowned skin, and a long braid of graying hair that reached past her belt. She walked like she's just been riding a horse for an hour. Her nails showed crescents of dirt and the sort of stains that come with using your hands for hard work. In short order, Anita told me: * She was from a family of Green Witches * She'd been working at this company 7 years * She was originally from Vermont * She just bought a house north of where I lived, and she'd thought she'd never be able to afford to be a home owner, so this was a big deal. She also decided that: * I needed to learn about my A/C (This necessitated a climb up into my attic.) * I should be able to tell if the "float alarm" was working (Yet another climb.) * That I should have signed the 10-10-10 service contract. (I don't know why. The final bill was $650, and that was WITH a service contract, so I'm not sure why a service contract was helpful.) And...there's more... * You should always carry a drill with the bit up (facing the sky) so you don't lose the bit. * You should stop to smell the roses (and she suggested we walk out to the beach and take a look at the water, which we did). * She'd had it with men. They're no good, and they might be interested in her--a couple were chasing her around--but no WAY. She wasn't falling for THAT again. She did not fix the airconditioner. All in all, I spent two hours with Anita. I watched her, I listened to her, and I asked questions. My sister, Jane, wondered why I put up with the inconvenience. After all, Anita's "lessons" took me away from my writing. I collect characters. Yep, someday Anita will show up in a book. You see, that's the beauty of being a writer. Nothing is ever wasted. Ever. I file it all away, every slight, every emotion, every anecdote, every weirdness that crosses my path. When I need to sprinkle my work with the spice that a new character adds, I'll remember Anita. CONTEST WINNERS: Using a random number generating program, these two commenters from last week are my winners: * Shel * Cyn209 Please send me an email at JoannaSlan@aol.com with your postal addresses so you can be sent your copy of Jon Land's newest book--Strong at the Break.

6 comments:

NL Gassert said...

Too funny. All that and she didn't fix the AC. But as you said you got far more out of this than a cool house :-)

Linda O. Johnston said...

Loved the description, Joanna. And of course someone similar to Anita should show up in one of your books someday!

Joanna Campbell Slan said...

Yes, and Nadia, a male repairperson came the next day and fixed everything--but he wasn't nearly so interesting.

Joanna Campbell Slan said...

Linda, is that how you find your characters?

Linda O. Johnston said...

Some of my characters talk to me inside my head, Joanna, and, yes, others are amalgamations of people I've actually met!

Betty Hechtman said...

She charged you NOT fixing your air conditioning!