Showing posts with label cozy mystery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cozy mystery. Show all posts

Thursday, January 3, 2019

Two Weeks to Launch




Technically, it's a little less than two weeks to launch date of Not a Creature Was Stirring (January 22), the first in my new series featuring Merry Winters, a crafter who specializes in all things Christmas and gift related. Merry came to me at a time where I was having trouble getting my other crafting heroine, Faith Hunter, to speak to me. Faith was at a stage in her life (engaged, planning a wedding, dreaming of children) while I was going through the beginning of the empty nest syndrome and having problems connecting with her. Instead of fighting with Faith on the page, I decided to start a new story with a new character just for fun...and Merry Winters came to life along with her side kick Ebenezer, featured on the cover.

I hope readers love Merry and Ebenezer as much as I do.


Not a Creature Was Stirring Excerpt: 

"Merry? Abraham? What's going on?" Grace, Abraham's mother, stood on the threshold of the RV. 

Relief flooded through me. I pulled her aside and whispered furiously what I discovered in the seat storage area as I kept an eye on Abraham. He was still standing in front of the dinette with his hands tucked into his back pockets. The tilt of his head suggested he was struggling with my "don't touch" order. 

"Abraham, where's Ebenezer?" I threw out the only idea that might get him away from the bench.

“He’s outside near the trees. You screamed. If someone screams that means they’re in trouble. I came to help.”

Grace took her son’s hand and pulled him away from the dinette area, avoiding looking at Samuel’s body. “I am so proud of you for protecting Merry. I thought something was wrong, so I called the police. Can you wait near our trailer and point out Merry’s to them?”

Abraham nodded. “I’ll bring Ebenezer with me, so he doesn’t have to stay out in the cold.”

“Thank you,” I said. “That’s a wonderful idea.”

“We should wait outside.” With a steadying grip on my elbow, Grace led me out.

I shivered. She unwrapped one end of her shawl from her shoulders and draped it over me, pulling me to her side. We stood there, side-by-side, staring at my dream that had now become my nightmare. The stars twinkled overhead. I gazed up, wishing with all my might this was a horrible dream. The cold penetrating through the shawl, and into my body, told me this was reality. A horrible reality I’d have to explain to the police. But how?

Why was Samuel—a dead Samuel—in my RV? The RV that his daughter had sold me. Was that why she was desperate to sell? My stomach clenched. I placed a hand on my stomach and drew in small puffs of air. 

“What happened?” Grace tightened the shawl around us. “The RV smelled horrendous. I was looking for what was rotting. I didn’t know it would be my ex-husband.” My body quaked. Bile rose in my throat. I sucked in breaths through my nose, hoping to settle the sick feeling.

This was supposed to be a fantastic weekend. The beginning of my dreams coming true. I could expand Merry and Bright Handcrafted Christmas and make it my only full-time job. No more seasonal jobs. Focus on Christmas crafting year-round. There was travel in my future. The RV allowed me to visit the places in the United States I had read and dreamt about.

Sirens filled the air. Red lights swirled near the entrance of the recreational vehicle parking. I shivered harder. Grace slipped out from the shawl and wrapped the other end around me.

“Do you want me to call Scot—”

“No!” I didn’t know much right now, but I knew I didn’t want my son here. Scotland hadn’t been on the police force long and I didn’t want him running down here to help me out of this legal kerfuffle. Being a police officer was his dream and I didn’t want this complicating his life. This was my problem. 

“I can’t believe this is happening.” I moaned and planted my face into my hands. 

“It’ll be okay.” Grace squeezed my shoulder. “You did nothing wrong.”

My breath tightened in my lungs. Would the police think I did something wrong?

Thursday, November 1, 2018

On the Book Front: Couple of Pre-orders

It's November 1st! This year, it's not only the time I "officially" begin to celebrate the holiday season by watching Christmas movies (okay, I actually started this weekend as I'm not a "Halloween" person), reading Christmas theme/setting books, and also start my Christmas decorating prep, but it's also pre-order time.

I have two books available for pre-order at the same time, something I've never have before. One of the books is a re-release, the second book in my inspirational romantic suspense series, and then there's the first book in my new cozy mystery series, Not a Creature was Stirring.

Led Astray, Book 2 in the New Beginning Series:
Release date: November 5, 2018

With a battle brewing between the off-the-grid towns of Mourning and Haven, WV, skip tracer Danita Ballinger races to the area before the lives of her "vanished" clients are jeopardized.

Pastor Riley Coole isn't interested in a mining company's offer of jobs and a new spiritual home for the community in exchange for the mountaintop where the church resides. To Riley, the church is never up for sale. As word gets out about the promised jobs, his refusal ignites a war between two towns. Adding to Riley's problem is the brazen woman who charged into town and forced her way into his church's business--and his thoughts.

The murder of a key player in the tug-of-war over the mountain puts plans of retaliation into place. Danita and Riley must put aside their private battle to protect the people relying on them for safety. Will seeing each other in a new light put them on a path of acceptance and love, or create a further divide ripping apart the town and their own hearts?




Not a Creature was Stirring, Book 1 in the Merry & Bright Handcrafted Mystery Series:
Release date: January 22, 2019

Empty nester Merry Winters loves three things: Christmas, crafting and her family. To regain purpose and joy, Merry hits the road to a Christmas vendor event with her furry sidekick Ebenezer in her new mobile crafting sleigh, aka an RV.

But it soon turns into the nightmare before Christmas when Merry unwraps her Scrooge of an ex-husband’s body in one of the RV’s compartments. Add to that his missing winning lottery ticket believed to be stashed somewhere in the RV, leading the homicide detective and Merry’s stepdaughter to believe Merry is the one whodunit. 

With visions of prison dancing in her head, will Merry be able to solve this Christmas calamity before she’s locked away?

Thursday, May 18, 2017

National Scrapbooking Month: Cropped to Death Excerpt


“Since we're in the middle of National Scrapbook Month, I decided to share an excerpt from Cropped to Death, the first book in my Faith Hunter Scrap This Mystery Series. In this section, Faith is teaching homicide detective Ted Roget a few basics of scrapbooking.

“Are you asking what is your project or what is cardstock?”
“Both.”
I let out a huff of breath. “The project is up to you. The cardstock I can show you. It’s a type of paper we carry. It’s down this aisle.” I pointed.
“How would I know cardstock from wide ruled paper?” He asked, humor lacing his words.
“For one thing, we don’t sell wide-ruled paper. We’re not a stop for back to school shopping.”
“I’m a guy. Paper is paper.”
Gesturing toward the multitude of color paper, I stepped aside. “This, Detective Roget—”

“Can you call me Ted?” He gazed into my eyes, the green of his a vivid forest. “The detective title sounds out of place.”

Flustered by the intensity in his eyes, I looked away. “Sure. Why not, that’s your name isn’t it?” What is it about Roget—Ted—that caused words to start flowing before the mind engaged?
His lips twitched into a smile and then slipped back into a straight line.
“This is cardstock. It’s heavier. Paper. Acid-free…” I clamped my lips shut and stopped the stumbling speech. Hard to inspire confidence when a person sounded like they didn’t know what they were talking about.
“I’m supposed to choose one from all of those?” He looked terrified at the prospect.

“It’s just paper.” Why did men get so bent out of shape by hues? I stood in the middle of the aisle and pointed at the reds and then the blues. “What color is predominant in the photo you’re using for your layout?”

He grimaced. “This was a spur of the moment decision. I had nothing else to do tonight."

"I figured that.” I refrained from rubbing my hands in malicious glee. It was time to turn the tables. Let him feel uncomfortable and out of his league.

He reached forward and pulled out a burgundy sheet, the color closest to his reach. The best way to know a person was to see what their private life was like. And this was my opportunity, so I went through the wide open door. "If you’re not going to enter into the contest, I’m willing to waive the subject of the photograph for your layout. Do you have an idea of what kind of picture you’d like to put on the layout?"

"Not really.” He returned the burgundy and removed a sheet of Christmas red. 

"Please don’t tell me you’re not a picture-taking kind of guy." 

"Not too much in life to take photos of." 

I gaped at him. “Of course there is. Everyone’s life is worth documenting. What about holiday celebrations, mile-stones in your life, your work, or family?" 

Sadness appeared in his eyes. He pivoted and continued down the row of paper. “My little girl loves green. The brighter the better." 

Questions tumbled through my mind about his daughter, but it was none of my business. Besides finding out what shade of green his little girl preferred. A jade green color caught my eye and I pointed it out to Ted. 

With a blinding grin, he shook his head. Squatting down, he grabbed a handful of neon green cardstock from the bottom slot of the paper rack.  
"This is Claire.” He waved the stack at me. “Can I use this as the major color and then use tan as the mat? Or whatever is the technical term you used. I’ll make something for her to hang in her room.”
The love in his voice for his daughter touched me. I felt my attitude softening toward Ted. Maybe his ulterior motive for stopping by was a good one. Not that I had any clue what it would be.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Announcing A KILLER RETREAT!

Hi all!  I'm absolutely delighted  to announce the cover and publication date of my second Downward Dog Mystery, A KILLER RETREAT.  The book is in the final stages of editing now, and my publisher has finalized the cover.
What do you think? 
Available January 8, 2015 from Midnight Ink!
Available January 8, 2015 from Midnight Ink!

Leave a comment about the cover in the next week for a chance to win a Downward Dog Mysteries coffee mug!

The book will be out January 8, 2015, but I'll likely have copies again in late December.  Why wait?

Pre-order your personalized, autographed copy from Whole Life Yoga now, and I'll mail you a signed bookmark as soon as they are available!


ABOUT A KILLER RETREAT

Six months after solving her friend’s murder, commitment-challenged Kate Davidson has recovered from her injuries and settled into a relatively calm life with rambunctious German shepherd Bella. Now, if only her relationship with boyfriend, Michael, would slow down to match her laid-back yogic lifestyle…

When Kate gets an offer to trade teaching yoga for a weeklong stay at a newly reopened vegan retreat center, she jumps at the opportunity, even though it means being forced to endure the wedding ceremony of the center’s two caretakers. Avoiding the M-word turns out to be the least of Kate’s problems when a wedding guest is found floating face-down in the resort’s hot tub, shortly after a loud, public (and somewhat embarrassing) fight with Kate.

The police pick Kate as their number-one suspect, so she’s forced to join forces with Michael, best friend Rene, and sidekick Bella to find the real killer. But they’ll have to solve the murder before the police arrest Kate, or her next gig may last a lifetime—behind bars.
 

REVIEWS


“An engaging mystery full of fun and fascinating characters and unexpected twists.  An intriguing read that includes yoga lessons and feisty dogs.”

Linda O. Johnston Author of the Pet Rescue Mysteries
 
“Fans   of Tracy Weber’s charming Murder Strikes a Pose have eagerly awaited   the return of yoga instructor Kate Davidson and her challenging yet   lovable German shepherd, Bella.  Happily, Weber's second yoga mystery, A Killer Retreat, is as delightful as her first. Readers will love the   setting, the complex mystery, and the romance of Kate’s second   adventure. Especially noteworthy in this popular series is the appealing   combination of strength and vulnerability that Kate and Bella share.   Enjoy!”

Susan Conant     Author of the Dog Lover’s Mysteries
 
“Whether yoga instructor, Kate Davidson, is wrestling her hundred-pound dog, her new love life or trying to solve a murder, A Killer Retreat is simply a killer read! Witty, fun and unpredictable, this is one cozy mystery worth barking about!”

Shannon Esposito   Author of the Pet Psychic Mysteries

Thanks!

Tracy
 
Come visit Whole Life Yoga in Seattle, and check out Tracy Weber’s author page for information about the Downward Dog Mysteries series.  A KILLER RETREAT is available for preorder now from Whole Life Yoga. The first book in the series,  MURDER STRIKES A POSE is available at Amazon, Barnes and Noble,  and book sellers everywhere!

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Blog Tour Report: Week 1.



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Hi all!  I’m deeply immersed in my first ever blog tour for MURDER STRIKES A POSE.  Check out the progress so far, and please visit the blogs to support the people who are supporting me!

Thursday, January 2:  Thoughts in Progress

It was AWESOME to have the first stop on my first blog tour ever be such a kind and supportive one.  In my first stop, Thoughts in Progress wrote a review of Murder Strikes a Pose.    Here’s a snippet to get you interested, but please check out the full review at the website. 

“MURDER STRIKES A POSE is an intriguing debut for a fascinating new series that will delight mystery readers. Combining calming techniques, dog-related frolics, mystery and laughs; Weber has crafted a story that is hard to put down.”
Friday, January 3:  Books-N-Kisses

My second stop was at this wonderful blog that highlights books in the mystery, romance, and sci-fi genres.  I wrote a guest article about my book cover and “that pose on the cover.”  Check it out and learn how to Down Dog it the Murder Strikes a Pose way!
Friday, January 3:  Shelley’s Bookcase
This isn’t an official stop on my book tour, but I’m so delighted with the review that I wanted to share it anyway.  Shelley Giusti, a fellow Sister’s in Crime member, reviewed Murder Strikes a Pose.  Here’s a teaser of what she had to say.  Please check out the full review at her website.
“Tracy Weber has a number one hit on her hands with her First in a New Series book! Her characters are strong and you will love them from the start. And Bella, the German shepherd will win your heart.”
Saturday, January 4: Readalot
The final stop this week was at Readalot, which hosted both a review of Murder Strikes a Pose and a giveaway.  There’s still time to enter the giveaway for a free autographed copy!  Here’s a teaser, but please stop by the blog to check out the full review

"Murder Strikes a Pose is entertaining. I laughed, I even shed a tear. Thought of doing yoga for a sec or two.”
I may not have completely won over a new yogi, but at least I got her to consider it!  ;-)

That’s all for this week, but lots more fun to come. See you next week as the virtual travel continues…

And, for those of you interested, here's a little more about the book.  I hope you read and love it!
 
When George and Bella—a homeless alcoholic and his intimidating German shepherd—disturb the peace outside her studio, yoga instructor Kate Davidson’s Zen-like calm is stretched to the breaking point. Kate tries to get rid of them before Bella scares the yoga pants off her students. Instead, the three form an unlikely friendship.

One night Kate finds George’s body behind her studio. The police dismiss his murder as a drug-related street crime, but she knows George wasn’t a dealer. So Kate starts digging into George’s past while also looking for someone to adopt Bella before she’s sent to the big dog park in the sky. With the murderer nipping at her heels, Kate has to work fast or her next Corpse Pose may be for real.

Praise:

 “Weber’s debut, which launches the Downward Dog series, should appeal to anyone who likes canines, yoga, and a determined sleuth. ... Cozy fans will eagerly await the next installment.”--Publisher's Weekly

“The delightful start of a promising new series. I couldn’t put it down!”—Waverly Fitzgerald, author of Dial C for Chihuahua

“Murder Strikes a Pose is a delightful debut novel . . . Namaste to Weber and her fresh, new heroine!”—Penny Warner, author of How to Dine on Killer Wine

Tracy Weber

Come visit Whole Life Yoga in Seattle, and check out Tracy Weber's author page for information about the Downward Dog Mysteries series.  MURDER STRIKES A POSE is available now at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Whole Life Yoga, and wherever books are sold!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Book Launches, Parties, and Blog Tours, Oh My!

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January is the launch of my first yoga mystery, Murder Strikes a Pose, and I will be going blog crazy!   Through January 20, my Whole Life Yoga and Killer Hobbies blog posts will be devoted to the blog articles and events below.  After that, it will be back to articles on yoga tips, research, practices, and techniques, with an occasional writing blog thrown in for good measure.

Murder Strikes a pose will be available on Kindle, Nook, Kobo, and other e-readers as early as January 1.  It will be available online at Amazon as well as retailers and bookstores everywhere on January 8. You can pre-order any time!

Thanks to Great Escapes Virtual Book Tours for sponsoring the blog tour below.  Each stop will provide unique content, so don't miss any.  You might just learn some of my deep, dark secrets!
A free autographed copy of Murder Strikes a Pose will be given away at each stop!

And, for those of you in Seattle, a couple of in-person events. 
Hugs and prizes will be available at both events--and at Whole Life Yoga, vegan chocolate mousse cake! I hope to see you there!

Tracy Weber

Come visit Whole Life Yoga in Seattle, and check out Tracy Weber's author page for information about the Downward Dog Mysteries series.  MURDER STRIKES A POSE is available for preorder now from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Whole Life Yoga, and other retailers!

Monday, April 23, 2012

The Juggling Act


This past couple of months I've been feeling overwhelmed. Unlike many of my illustrious blog sisters, I'm not accustomed to writing several series at once. There's this sensation of juggling--and the balls are moving faster than my hands.

Last night I finished writing my second book in my new Jane Eyre series--DEATH OF A DOWAGER LADY. In the midst of working on it, I needed to stop and write 50 pages of another series I've committed to doing.

I took the Zentangle training partially because I wanted to learn more and partially to have a neat skill to offer when I visit libraries and groups. Little did I know it would be so incredibly popular that I'm having trouble keeping up with the requests to teach classes.

To relax between projects, I stop and tangle a bit. The project above is a sampler. First I dabbed watercolor paint on a plastic template in the shape of a grid. When I had the colors I wanted, I sprinkled rock salt over the paint. Salt lifts the paint in splotches, making the most beautiful texture. The next day when it was dry, I rubbed all the salt off. Last of all, I tangled in each of the squares.

I've been putting all my tangles and bookcovers up on Pinterest. Go to www.Pinterest.com/JoannaSlan to view them. I love Pinterest!

See you all at Malice and Festival of Mystery this weekend and next Monday!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Unpublishable

Before I was Monica Ferris, I was half of Margaret Frazer. Before that, I was Mary Monica Pulver (my actual maiden name). As Mary Monica, I wrote six complete mysteries and one unfinished mystery about a police investigator and his wealthy, horse-breeder wife. Five of them were published.

My unpublished complete book is not publishable. It’s about a Satanist, and he’s not scary enough. I think I grew afraid of him as the book was being written, so I made him increasingly inept and less dangerous until by the end he was almost a wimp. But other than that, it’s a good book -- LOL!

Here’s the opening scene of Die By The Sword:


"Peter, what do you think about the color of this kitchen?" asked Kori. She had just added milk to her mug of English tea and while stirring it was looking around the room, large and oddly shaped -- Kori thought of it as a high-top shoe, with a bricked-up fireplace in the heel. They were sitting at the table under a big window at the top, where the foot goes in.

"Hm?" said Peter, vaguely aware this wasn't the first time she had asked him something. It wasn't because he was immersed in the morning paper, or watching a burglar sneaking across the back lawn with the family silver in his pockets, he hadn't heard her the first time because Peter wasn't compos mentis first thing in the morning. Especially since Kori had made him agree to cut back the strength as well as the number of cups of coffee he drank.

"I said, what do you think about the color of this kitchen?"

"I think it's orange," said Jeep, who felt that five was old enough to take part in adult conversations, especially when the topic was as obvious as this one.

"Yeah, it's orange." Peter nursed his second cup of thin perk and plotted a lunchtime trip to Nickelby's, where the coffee was brewed by an old army cook. He didn't look at his wife, because she was beautiful and in his current weakened state he couldn't look at her and refuse her anything.

"Maybe it should be some other color. Pale mauve."

"What color is pale mauve?" asked Jeep. "Can I have toast?"

"May I have toast. And finish your oatmeal first," said Kori. "Mauve is pale pink mixed with very pale violet."

"Michael's tongue is mauve," observed Jeep, twisting around in his seat to look at the standard black poodle sleeping on his strip of carpet near the back door.

"Gah," said Peter. "A kitchen the color of a dog's tongue."

"Gah!" agreed Jeep with a chuckle. "It's horrible, and miserable, and, and tawdry to have a kitchen the color of a dog's tongue."

"It isn't tawdry," said Kori. "Besides Michael's tongue is not mauve, it's simply pink. But maybe the blue tones in mauve would be too cold. But beige is too neutral, so maybe we should paper it. A flower pattern, tulips or -- "

"What's wrong with orange?" interrupted Peter, still not looking at her.

"Orange has been out of fashion for years."

He frowned and drank more coffee. They lived in a big old Victorian house he liked because it was comfortable and friendly. He felt an intelligent man would ride into combat to preserve the sanctity of a home like this. And so he did, because he was a cop. And he did not wish to come home to find his beautiful wife in the midst of spoiling its serenity and comfort in the name of fashion. Comfortable things were rare and should be left alone. "Orange is a nice, warm, friendly color," he concluded out loud.

"You're right, I suppose. But even if we only repaint it orange, this kitchen needs a fresh coat of paint."

Jeep said, "And I can help, because I'm very careful with paint. I don't spill, and I won't get it on my clothes. Can -- may I help, Mama?"

"No you may not. And you will have to go play outside this minute if you don't let Papa and me finish our little talk."

Jeep fell silent and took a spoonful of oatmeal, looking to be sure his mother was aware he hadn't finished his breakfast and shouldn't be sent away from the table even if he forgot himself and spoke again. He was sure that he deserved a role in this paint business, but he would have to finagle it, so he didn't want to lose track of the discussion.

His mother saw him being sweet and obedient and smiled at him. The sunlight streaming through a window was so strong it made his blond hair incandescent and cast tiny shadows of his eyelashes onto his cheeks. Jeep, aware of his mother's fond regard, smiled beatifically at her. Step one in a finagle: lull the mark into complacency.

Peter didn't want to finish this discussion, but if he stayed silent, she would take that for acquiescence. Yet if he took the obvious next step, which was to ask for evidence the uproar of a paint job was in order, she would doubtless start pointing at obscure places where the paint was subtly cracking. No, he had lost this quarrel before it started; the kitchen was going to get at least a coat of paint. But if he didn't say something, she'd call the painters this morning, and he needed a few days to adjust his reactionary self to this development. He began to marshal his forces, but was saved by the bell. It was on the wall within his reach; he lifted the receiver with the hand not wrapped around his coffee mug.

"Tretower Ranch," he said, because that was the name of his wife's horse breeding business.

"Pete?"

"Yo, Cris. What's up?"

Cris was Lieutenant Crispin McHugh, head of Personal Crimes in the Charter Police Department, under whom Peter worked as a detective. "Somebody was hanged, or hanged himself, or slipped and got hung up in something, in Riverview Park last night. The sergeant on the scene just called in, and I've dispatched the crew. Go have a look and come see me when you get in."

"Where in the park?"

"The walk along the bluff, about halfway in."

"Okay."

"What in the park?" asked Kori when Peter hung up.

"A dead body."

"Uh-oh," said Jeep. Living out in the country, he had seen dead cats, dogs, possums, raccoons, once even a fox. Some had been unpleasantly riper than others. He wrinkled his nose. "A real old one?"

"Probably not," said Peter, standing. "We notice right away when a dead body used to be a person."

"A person's dead body? Is this murder?" Jeep knew his father's work occurred when there was some combination of murder and dead persons' bodies -- though he wasn't exactly sure if dead was always the same thing as murder or sometimes different.

“I’ll go see, all right?”

“Okay.”

Sunday, August 22, 2010

The Books in My Drawer

Compared to most authors I know, I've been pretty lucky. Many people make lots of attempts at getting books published before they actually sign a contract. I had been working on a book for years, and put it aside, when I wrote what became Paper, Scissors, Death.

I still think that other book is marketable. It's called The Friday Night Mystery Club. Yeah, I picked that name before The Friday Night Knitting Club came out. The book is set in Decatur, Illinois, in the early 1980s, which was when the local paper converted from petroleum inks to soy based inks. The story is about Cragan Collins, a young woman with a lot of problems. Her boss wants to can her, her ex-husband wants to run her out of town, and a killer wants to see Cragan in her coffin.

Cragan's best friend is a gay business reporter at the paper where she works. When Robert's body is found in a local park, in the middle of winter, Cragan refuses to believe his death was due to a casual sexual encounter. Not only does she get involved...well...you can read part of the story below:

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Freezing Rain Blankets Area

(Headline in Wednesday’s paper)

The hairdryer I was training on my car stopped blowing. “Hey!” I shouted to the empty air. I turned to see what had happened.

“Cragan Collins, you are some kind of fool.”

Zahara Williams, my housemate, pal and all-around wonderful person, stood two feet behind me with an angry look on her face. The dryer’s cord dangled from one of her hands. She was bundled toasty-warm in her blue-striped cashmere scarf and her long navy coat, but her tone was definitely frosty. She stomped toward me. Three winters in Decatur had taught me the best way to unfreeze your headlights and locks was not by throwing hot water on them. That only worked until the hot water cooled and turned to ice all over again. Instead, each morning about a half an hour before work, I used the extension cord that draped out my bedroom window, plugged in my hairdryer, and heated my car to unlock it.

Zee got right up in my face. “You mean to tell me a close friend of yours dies, and you don’t tell me? Hello? I had to hear it on the radio? What’s with that? Tell me all about it. First National and my boss can wait.”

I plugged in the hairdryer and did as I was told, talking over the noise. After a few groveling apologies on my side, Zee calmed right down.

She’d listened to the news report while she got dressed. “The police are calling Robert a tragic victim of casual sex. Leastways that’s what the reporter said.”

“What?” I took an ice-scraper and tried to chisel off some of the frozen mess on my windshield. “That’s ridiculous!”

She gave me a long look. “And you know better than the police?”

I huffed. Since I knew she didn’t think much of the local men in blue, her comment surprised me. “I’m not stupid. Why on earth would Robert have been cruising for sex? Outside? In the cold? In daylight? Right before work? That’s a crock! Think about it, Zee, it’s just plan stupid. Does this--” and I waved my arm around our frozen surroundings “—make you eager to have sex? It’s too damn cold!”

Zee nodded her agreement. “Wasn’t he living with another guy? A piece of God's best work? Even though they both were gay, I’d say he was in a monogamous relationship. Wasn’t he?”

“Yes. And Robert was careful. He knew the risks with a casual encounter.”

Folding her arms across her chest, she looked me up and down. “So?”

“So, that can’t be what happened. In fact, I know it’s not what happened.”

Another snort. “Oh, you do, do you? You planning to bring this up at The Friday Night Mystery Club?”

The Friday Night Mystery Club had been my idea. When I discovered my housemates all loved a good book, and they were avid mystery readers, I suggested we get together every Friday night for food and discussion. There were five of us, Zee Johnson, an administrative assistant at First National Bank; Rosita Sanchez, the owner of a tea shop and mother of Julio; Pru Davis, an exotic dancer trying to get her masters in history; and me.

“Maybe. Why not? We’re pretty good at solving mysteries. Zee, Robert had a lot of enemies. He dug deep in his investigative reporting. There were threatening phone calls. People leaned on the managing editor and tried to get Robert to back off. You should have seen the menacing mail he’d gotten.”

“Here? In this quiet little corner of the world?” Her jaw tensed. She wiggled cold fingers inside leather gloves. “Although that does make sense. I remember a couple of months ago when he broke that story on insider trading at one of the soybean processors. The board of directors at the bank went ballistic. You should have heard the whoopin' and hollerin'. If you and I can figure out that his life was threatened ‘cause of his job, don’t you think the police will too?”

Monday, May 10, 2010

What We Learned about Writing a Short Story Collectively

Colleen commented that she wanted to share "A Crafty Kind of Murder" with her students. She plans to ask them to work together in groups of three to draft their own short story.

Several of our writer friends have been curious about the process, too. While it's fresh in my mind, I thought I'd share some of what I personally learned. Maybe my KH Blog Sisters can chime in!

1. Start with a goal in mind. We wanted to showcase our various characters with the idea of introducing new characters to potential readers. That meant each of us had to have a "solo" and that our characters had to do what THEY do best, not just make a token appearance. This simple decision helped us determine a structure and kept us from straying from our goal along the way.

2. Brainstorm the story elements. Emails went zinging back and forth as we discussed who, what, when, where, why, how and so on. Since we all write mysteries, we quickly realized we needed a victim. Once we decided that, we were working backwards (which is a good way to plot any mystery, in my humble opinion). Without a working story framework, you aren't free to write as individuals. Now, a few of the details did change, such as Carolina's name, but those were easily tackled in the edit stage.


3. Be respectful of everyone involved.
At one point, we realized that our loose plot structure was too similar to a book that one of us had written. To our mutual credit, we took a step back and reworked our plot. We didn't want to rehash each other's work--it was just something that naturally came up in the brainstorming process. But I think what we all learned was that we held each other in great regard, and that the concerns of any one of us were important.


4. Know when to put the work aside. We originally planned to post this as a progressive story in February. However, it quickly reached a frustrating point where we were "lost." We were about half the way through, and we couldn't see how to maintain all the POVs (points of view) and still be coherent. So we put the work aside a while. That gave us the chance to look at it with new eyes.


5. Consider the reader.
Okay, after that break, we started asking, "What if?" and "How can we make this work?" It came to us that if each character "reported" her portion, each author could keep her independence. That left us needing a structure for the reporting, a structure that would essentially stand alone. Thus, the simple "here's what I saw" format evolved.

Here's another way we considered our readers: We cut back on the number of characters. Even though this turned out to be a novella length project, we tossed several of our supporting characters to make it easier for our readers to follow. It's still a bit heavy on the supporting character side, but it's much better than it was.

6. Be flexible. Somewhere along the way, we realized that our original plot wouldn't work as planned. No biggie. You see, an outline is a tool, not a sacred cow. So we jettisoned the portions of the original that didn't work, and we made adjustments. In this case, we needed to change our "bad guy." Early drafts made it clear that our "bad guy" was too obvious. We needed to rework our red herrings and our real clues. Again, this was a brainstorming exercise.



7. Put your ego aside.
I really have to credit all of us Blog Sisters. No one got snippy. Everyone was professional. We didn't always agree, and when we didn't, we were incredibly polite--and we brainstormed ways to get the job done rather than fuss at each other. We found typos in each other's work. We asked questions about the logic. We corrected spellings, punctuation, usage and grammar. (In that way, it was a wonderful learning opportunity! I mean, how often do you get the chance to sit at the feet of authors with so much experience?) But no one, and I want to emphasize this, no one acted unkind or huffy. In fact, we sort of tackled the polishing with gusto!

8. Commit to multiple edits. We needed an introduction for each daily "report." Since I'm a big 24 fan, that television show's format provided the ongoing commentary idea. Once all the reports were in, it was clear that insertions had to be made to keep all the characters straight. So, we were careful to reference who our characters were multiple times. (Hope that didn't get redundant!) Since our readers were getting the story in segments, a wrap up each day made sense. As you can see, the edits must be done with the end product and the end user in mind.


9. Edit yet again for consistency and clarity.
We adjusted paragraph spacing, indents, speaker tags and so on. A "speaker tag" tells the reader who is talking. In a book, the reader falls into the rhythm of the author and quickly learns who is saying what. But in this work, we were showcasing various voices, so that wasn't possible. A few more speaker tags were necessary. We also checked for spelling of the "new" characters' names.

Note: It's really easy to edit out other authors' voices. You are zipping along and you think, "Oh, that's extraneous." Or, "I'd never put something that way." As a result, you dilute the other writers' voices. So, be sensitive to voice when you edit.

10. Along the way, listen to your co-authors. Once in a while, someone would say, "I think we should..." It would have been easy to discount this, and say, "Come on. We've all ready decided such-and-so." Maybe we did, and I don't realize that it happened, but I hope we didn't. I hope we were thoughtful and generous. I do distinctly recall someone really liked the name "Carolina" and so we changed our victim's name. Someone else had another situation they wanted changed. We did that, too. Our goal was to create a product that everyone could enjoy and feel good about.

I would love to hear any reader feedback you have for us. Would you like to see the sleuths again? Did you "hear" the distinctive voices? Are any of you tempted to read another author because of this experiment? Dish!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

A Crafty Kind of Murder (Continued)

"A Crafty Kind of Murder" Part V: Observations in the Murder of Carolina Pettijohn, submitted by Kendra Ballantyne, pet-sitter and attorney.


Previously in "A Crafty Kind of Murder":

Seven online friends—Kiki Lowenstein, Gerry Porter, Betsy Devonshire, Kendra Ballantyne, Rocky Winchester, April Buchert and Molly Pink—are all visiting the Craft and Hobby Extravaganza in St. Louis when the event organizer Jane Kuhn asks them to solve the murder of her celebrity guest, Carolina Pettijohn. Since all of the crafters/hobbyists are also amateur sleuths, they hope to put their heads together and solve the crime quickly or the Craft and Hobby Extravaganza will be shut down! Kiki Lowenstein explains that Carolina Pettijohn's creative assistant Rosie Jackson was taking money from vendors wanting Carolina to spotlight their products. So Kiki thinks Rosie might have been the killer. Gerry Porter has another suspect in mind. She saw an angry fan named Sondra Echols approach and threaten Carolina. Betsy Devonshire explains the situation is even more complicated than the seven crafters thought. With a little prodding from Betsy, Jane Kuhn reluctantly admits that she might lose an important contract with the Embroiderer's Guild of America if her financial problems with Carolina didn’t get resolved. Now Kendra Ballantyne is ready to share her opinion, and since Kendra is an attorney, she has a different perspective on the crime.

By Linda O. Johnston


So here I was, Kendra Ballantyne, pet-sitter and attorney, both extraordinaire, at a crafts festival in St. Louis—the first ever Craft and Hobby Extravaganza, to be exact.

Me, who avoids making anything with my hands that’s any more creative than a legal brief or pooper scooper.

But I love crafts that others do. People have said that my hobby is pets, but I consider them family instead.

In any event, Dante DeFrancisco, the guy in my life, had come to St. Louis to visit a few managers of HotPets stores, the company he owns. Dante is probably wealthier than the U.S. Treasury these days, so I had joined him on his private jet. That meant that my beloved tricolor Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Lexie, had come along, as had Dante’s German shepherd, Wagner.

Dante’s personal assistant Alfonse had also joined us. Right now, Wagner and Alfonse were conducting an undercover operation for Dante, dropping into HotPets stores unannounced and unidentified to see how they were treated.

Lexie and I could have done that, too. But today, I’d promised to meet up with several friends who were crafts aficionados. We'd met online through our pal Molly Pink, and I was eager to see these women in the flesh, so to speak. And, yes, I wanted to see what Lexie thought of my friends, too. She's very good at sniffing out peoples' personalities.

Sure, we were inside a big convention center, but Lexie was small and portable and perfectly behaved. Besides, she was wearing a bright blue vest that had been crocheted by Molly—who was also showing up at the festival. It was kind of quirky that we would have the chance to catch up with each other here, when we both lived in the L.A. area, but life is like that sometimes.

To top it all off, HotPets had a booth at the event, selling pet supplies. So I was also on a mission for Dante—also somewhat undercover, to make sure the booth was doing well.

As I approached the pet supplies booth, with Lexie heeling at my side, I happened to see someone standing nearby whom I recognized. Not a friend, but a person I’d seen often on TV—Carolina Pettijohn, the world’s most exciting expert on all things craft-related. She was tall and slim and dressed to kill in an absolutely stylish outfit that I was sure she had sewn herself.

Okay, I’m not usually the kind of person who’s impressed by fame, but I have to admit that, this time, I was.

“Hello, Carolina,” I said to her. “Are you interested in pet care products?” I’d no idea if she had a pet of her own. She concentrated on all kinds of crafts on her TV show, but I’d never seen her with any animals as guest stars. But if she was the creative and kind person she seemed to be, she surely had a dog or cat waiting at home at her gorgeously decorated hearth.

“Of course not,” she snapped. “I’m just here waiting for--Oh, there she is. Where have you been, Rosie?” This last was barked to a lady in glasses, small and frumpy and frazzled-looking.

But Rosie, whoever she was, knelt down before responding and gave my eager, friendly Lexie a pat.

I immediately liked Rosie a whole lot more than the apparently nasty craft maven, Carolina.

“Sorry, Carolina,” Rosie said as she rose. “Some people wanted to speak with you—oh, yes, here they come.”

Before I saw who was coming this way, I edged around with Lexie to say hi to the pair of people staffing the booth--both middle-aged women. I introduced myself. “Hi, I’m Kendra Ballantyne, a pet-sitter from Los Angeles. So great that you have a booth here.”

I didn’t mention my connection to their boss Dante.

The Los Angeles part got their attention. It also perked up the ears of Gerry Porter who happened to be standing nearby looking at the miniatures of dogs that Dante had ordered just for this show. "Kendra," she said. "Is that really you? Of course it is! I'd recognize that Cavalier King Charles Spaniel anywhere! How are you and how is Lexie?"

We had a good laugh about meeting at the pet booth instead of at her booth as we had planned. I'd been looking forward to getting to know Gerry better, especially since we both lived in California. With her was her adorable granddaughter, Maddie. Gerry also introduced Lexie and me to Jane Kuhn, apparently the person who’d organized this entire festival.

“Are you a crafts person?” Jane asked me, appearing stressed but nevertheless polite. I noticed that her eyes never left Carolina as the craft diva rummaged through a variety of pet products on the display racks.

“No, a pup person,” I responded. “But crafts are good. I admire crafters.”

“Great.” She turned away from me and toward Carolina. “Carolina, may I talk to you? There are some expense items we really need to talk about. I think reimbursement is—”

“Later,” Carolina all but shouted over her shoulder. “Can’t you see this isn’t the right time for such trivial matters? When does the book signing start? Why haven’t you shown me where it is? Rosie, do you know?” She turned to the lady in glasses.

“Yes. It’s—”

“It’s over there,” said a soft-spoken young woman who’d followed the crowd here. She pointed to the far side of the room, waving a copy of A Diva’s Guide to Crafting. “But first... Er... Carolina, I need to talk to you about a misunderstanding. I’m sure you remember me. The name’s Doris, Doris Handly.”
“Misunderstanding? I don’t think so, Doris, but we can certainly talk.” Carolina glared snootily at this Doris person, but at least she wasn’t shouting. “Although not now, of course.”

Doris apparently wasn’t taking later for an answer. She leaned closer but made no effort to lower her voice. “The thing is, I didn’t mention it on the chatroom I set up for you, but I was really excited that you agreed to look at the needlepoint design I put together and give me your opinion on it. I knew you were busy so I didn’t mind that you hadn’t let me know what you thought for so long, but...well, I waited till this festival to pick up a copy of A Diva’s Guide since I wanted to buy it here and have you autograph it. I looked through it first thing and was absolutely amazed to see that my design was featured in it. I don’t understand why you—”

“Your design? Your design? How dare you claim...? Look, never mind. As long as you don’t mention it ever again, I won’t take any action against you for your terrible, slanderous remark.”

As Carolina stomped away, she was followed by Jane, Rosie and Doris, almost as if they were her entourage. Maybe they were her entourage.

A not especially happy entourage.

I was left gawking after her, and I don’t like to gawk. A few other folks came over to where I was standing. They also followed Carolina with their eyes.

“She’s certainly not the person I thought she was,” said one, who wore a pretty aqua sweater adorned by a multi-colored scarf. “Hi, I’m Kiki Lowenstein.”

I smiled at her. I'd heard Kiki owned a rescue Great Dane. She instantly made a good impression on me by being as interested in Lexie as she was in me.
While Kiki petted my pup, Gerry introduced me to Betsy Devonshire and her assistant, Godwin. “So you're the one who sent me that picture of the beautiful needlepoint pillow with the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel on it!”

“Yes, and I have someone who can make it up for you, if you wish,” said Betsy.

“We can even change the coloring to match this little darling,” said Godwin, pointing to Lexie who was now sitting in Kiki's lap. The scrapbooker had made herself comfortable on the floor so she could better enjoy the attention of my dog.

“Hey, there!” Molly Pink headed our way. Walking with her were Rocky Winchester and April Buchert, her friends who owned a rubber stamping concern. I was happy to meet Rocky and April because Molly had told me they could provide me with a customized stamp of Lexie's likeness. Okay, I'm not crafty, but it still sounded sort of interesting! After everyone had said hello, I took my friend Molly aside. “What’s with the people around here? That organizer was really upset. It seems as tense as a conference full of lawyers.”

“I don’t really know,” she said. “Crafts fairs are usually all about the wonderful handmade things people create, but there’s an atmosphere here...”

“There sure is,” I said. I decided that Lexie and I would leave as soon as we’d spent a little more time looking over the pet supplies booth and making sure the stuff there was of superior quality and price, like all HotPets stuff.

Although maybe I’d buy one of Carolina’s books and hang around just long enough to get her autograph. She was a personality after all, even if her personal personality seemed pretty nasty.

In any event, I had a feeling that Carolina Pettijohn wasn’t through yelling at people. Not tonight at least.


# # #

Kendra Ballantyne finished her report and stared at Jane Kuhn. The small green room had grown uncomfortable with all the accusations in the air. “I know how frustrating working through expense reports can be. There's a real opportunity to misreport them. It's a type of theft, but hard to prove, isn't it? You were certainly angry at Carolina, and you had a lot riding on this convention, didn't you?”

Lexie shivered at the tone of Kendra’s voice, so she reached down to put a soothing hand on the dog’s head.

“But Doris Handly also had a problem with Carolina,” Kendra continued. “Carolina accused her of slander. Maybe the two of them got into a fight. It wouldn't be the first time people became so heated about their reputations. The courts are full of folks who disagree about intellectual property rights and about slanderous comments.”

Rocky Winchester stepped forward. She and April had been largely silent until now. “I think I need to set the record straight. Doris and Jane weren't the only people to have legal issues with Carolina. That witch kept an attorney on staff solely for the purpose of protecting her rights—and for protecting rights she didn't really have! The woman was a black hole when it came to ideas.”

“What?” Kiki Lowenstein's voice went up a notch. “Why? In the scrapbooking world, people swipe each other's ideas all the time.”

Gerry nodded. “That happens in the miniature business, too.”

“And Rosie still could be behind this. It's pretty clear that Carolina doesn't really know very much at all about crafts. Rosie's the brains of the outfit. The creative brains, at least,” said Kiki.

Kendra nodded. “That's true, but it sure would be obvious. I can tell you from my own practice as an attorney that intellectual property rights are a huge issue. A confusing one, too. Litigation about ownership can take years and cost millions. Often people just give up and walk away. But Jane's problem is much more immediate. She would need to wrap up the finances on this convention in order to be solvent for the Embroiderer's Guild of America state convention, isn't that right, Jane?”

Jane nodded, her jaw tight with anger. “That's right. Carolina was playing games with me. Those little tricks could cost me a bundle. It wasn't just about the money I budgeted for this. Kendra, you and Betsy are quite correct. If I couldn't clear my books for this convention, I would be out of consideration for the Embroiderer's Guild of America. Again, I’m telling you I didn't kill her. If I had, would I have asked all of you to help me find the murderer? Not likely!”

Gerry Porter agreed. “We still have plenty of other suspects. Rocky, why don't you tell us what happened between you and Carolina? That would give us an idea what might have happened to cause her death.”

“We still need a concrete motivation and evidence before we call the police,” Betsy reminded everyone.

Rocky shook her head and looked at her sister-in-law. “April, why don't you tell them what happened for me? I'm too angry to talk about it.”


Tomorrow: April Buchert shares her observations.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

A Crafty Kind of Murder (Continued)


"A Crafty Kind of Murder" Part III: Observations in the Murder of Carolina Pettijohn, submitted by Gerry Porter, miniaturist.


Previously in "A Crafty Kind of Murder":

Seven online friends—Kiki Lowenstein, Gerry Porter, Betsy Devonshire, Kendra Ballantyne, Rocky Winchester, April Buchert and Molly Pink—are all visiting the Craft and Hobby Extravaganza in St. Louis when the event organizer Jane Kuhn asks them to solve the murder of her celebrity guest, Carolina Pettijohn. Since all of the crafters/hobbyists are also amateur sleuths, they hope to put their heads together and solve the crime quickly or the Craft and Hobby Extravaganza will be shut down! Kiki Lowenstein explains that Carolina Pettijohn's creative assistant Rosie Jackson was taking money from vendors wanting Carolina to spotlight their products. Kiki thinks Rosie might have been the killer. Gerry Porter has another suspect in mind.


by Margaret Grace (Camille Minichino)

When I spotted my friend Kiki heading down the aisle, I quickly pulled a wipe from a packet and used it to scrape the tacky glue off my hands. I waved her over, but I wasn't sure she saw me. People were milling in the aisles, some stopping to shop, others trying to squeeze through. It was one of the most widely attended craft and hobby fairs I'd ever been to and I was glad I'd decided to come. I wished I could leave my booth for a while to see some of the new products all around us. Of course, I might be able to slip out later, when it was quieter. The place was so busy that I was doubly glad I'd brought my granddaughter Maddie along. Maddie was great with customers. I could tell she was really looking forward to spending time with Kiki's twelve-year-old daughter Anya. The two girls had been corresponding by email and wanted to see a new teen movie together. Kiki’s mother-in-law had offered to play chaperone. I was thrilled because that would give Kiki and me time to chat.

One thing about having miniatures as a hobby—you needed to know something about every craft. Maddie and I knitted afghans for our dollhouse living rooms; we crocheted scarves for the dressers; we made tiny quilts (well, here we cheated and glued the pieces down instead of sewing them!) for the beds; we had needlepoint hangings on the walls, and tiny paper crafts in room boxes and dollhouse cottages. No wonder a fair like this, with all crafts represented, was so exciting to me.

It had been six months since I'd seen Kiki, at a big craft fair on the west coast. I loved Kiki's sense of humor. She had a great flair to her, making even a simple pair of jeans and a sweater look very stylish. I felt very matronly beside her, but she never treated me as anything but as cool as she was.

I felt someone tugging at my smock—Maddie Porter, my ten-year-old, going on twenty-year-old granddaughter and partner in making dollhouses and miniature room boxes.

“Grandma, look who's coming, look who's coming!” Maddie was in the repeating stage.

“I see,” I told her. “It's Kiki!”

“No, no, Grandma. Well, I remember her, too, but look who's right in front of them!”

I adjusted my glasses and surveyed the crowd. It was hard to tell whom Maddie was referring to. “Who is it that you recognize, sweetheart?” I asked her.

By this time, Maddie was jumping up and down, as only a skinny ten-year-old can. “Carolina! Carolina Pettijohn, from television, Grandma! She's on television!”

“So I gather.” I didn't have much time for television watching, and wondered how come my granddaughter did and still managed to make the honor roll.

“You should see her show, Grandma. She does every kind of craft. I mean, every kind, and she even wrote a book about them. She's the best miniaturist I ever saw.” Maddie looked at me, wide-eyed, and then covered her mouth with her hand. “Oops. You know, not as good as you are, though.” She circled my waist with her arms and squeezed and her little slip-up was forgiven.

The next thing I knew, the woman Maddie knew as Carolina Pettijohn and another woman, who had the thickest glasses I'd ever seen, were standing smack in front of our booth. Kiki had come around to the side and I leaned over to embrace her. I didn't mean to be rude to the television star, but friends came first in my book.

While I spent a couple of minutes getting caught up with Kiki, my granddaughter had filled in for me, oohing and aahing over Carolina's long crocheted scarf. “Did you make that?” she asked the icon.

“I … uh—,” the woman with the glasses began.

“Of course I made it,” Carolina told Maddie. I didn't like the condescension in her voice. As far as I was concerned, children needed crafter role models who were also polite, nice human beings.

“Who are these women?” I whispered to Kiki.

“It was supposed to be an honor to meet her,” she said. “I really looked forward to it!”

“And that’s changed?”

“Absolutely,” Kiki said. “We’ll talk more later.”

We moved to the center of the booth where Maddie was showing Carolina her newest creation, making lovely miniature flowers from soft, shredded foam in many colors. Maddie dipped a piece of wire into a small pot of glue, then rolled the wire in a container of dark purple foam. She shaped the foam into an arrangement that made it look like an iris. She added a bit of green right under the purple.

“Ta-da!” she said, pleased with her work. She handed a piece of wire to Carolina and moved the pot of tacky glue close to the edge of the table so Carolina could reach it. “Here, you try it,” she said, her voice still excited.

Carolina frowned and stepped back from the table, as if Maddie had served up an evil-smelling dish. “Puh-leeze! I just had my nails done. Do you really think I'd ruin a $200 manicure with some cheap glue?”

Maddie's eyes widened, maybe at the idea of a $200 nail job, or maybe because, as far as I knew, no one had ever spoken to her that way.

Then next moment was even more startling. A woman came up to the booth and addressed Carolina. A group of her friends stood behind the newcomer and watched.

“Carolina, I’m sure you remember me…I’m Sondra Echols, the woman who started your first fan club. And these are fan club members. Would you mind signing this for me?” The stocky fan held out a copy of Carolina’s first book, A Diva’s Guide to Crafting. Carolina hesitated. Sondra pushed the book toward the diva. A gold pin on Sondra's blouse trembled with excitement as she spoke. “Could you say something about how I helped you get started?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” said Carolina. “No one helped me get started.”

Sondra’s cheeks were red, as if she were very angry. “After all I’ve done for you?”

“Sondra,” Rosie said, but was quickly cut off.

Sondra leaned into Carolina. “Don't think this is over,” she said. “I don't like being made a fool of.”

In a flash, Rosie ushered Carolina down the aisle.

My granddaughter summed it up.

“I guess sometimes people aren't the way they seem on television, huh, Grandma?”

Out of the mouths of babes. “I guess not, sweetheart.”

I was grateful for one thing: instead of being taken in by celebrity, Maddie had learned a valuable lesson.


# # #

“Right now, I’m thankful that Maddie and Anya are taking a crafting class just for young teens,” said Gerry, by way of wrapping up.

Kiki nodded. “You’re right. The girls don’t need to be anywhere near this mess. Besides, they’re probably having a blast in their class. I bet they’ll learn a few new skills.”

“Unlike Carolina,” said Gerry. “As soon as I met her, I figured it might be too late for her to learn anything. Especially common courtesy.”

“You’ve got that right,” said Jane, with a snort of disgust. “Even so. I sure didn’t want her to wind up dead. Especially with the book signing yet to come.” Jane covered her eyes with her palms and sighed. “What will I tell all those people?”

“Kiki, you might be on to something with the idea that bribes are involved,” said Gerry. “But I have to say, my mini-money is on the murderously mad Sondra Echols.”

“I don't know,” said Kiki. “Sondra comes to a lot of the crops at our store. She's loud and she can seem pushy, but she's really a pussy cat. I can't imagine her actually hurting Carolina. Honestly, I can't.”

The other crafters had been listening carefully. Betsy Devonshire said, “I wish it were that simple. I mean, it would be nice if we could just rely on our intuition about people. Unfortunately, what we need is more information. More facts. Let me tell you what my store manager Godwin and I observed.”

# # #

Tomorrow: Betsy Devonshire shares her observations.

Monday, May 3, 2010

A Crafty Kind of Murder (Continued)

"A Crafty Kind of Murder" Part II: Observations in the Murder of Carolina Pettijohn, submitted by Kiki Lowenstein, scrapbooker.


Previously in "A Crafty Kind of Murder":

Seven online friends—Kiki Lowenstein, Gerry Porter, Betsy Devonshire, Kendra Ballantyne, Rocky Winchester, April Buchert and Molly Pink—are all visiting the Craft and Hobby Extravaganza in St. Louis when the event organizer Jane Kuhn asks them to solve the murder of her celebrity guest, Carolina Pettijohn. Kiki thinks she knows "whodunnit" so she leads off with reviewing the facts as she knows them. Since all seven of the crafters/hobbyists are also amateur sleuths, they hope to put their heads together and solve the crime quickly so the Craft and Hobby Extravaganza won't be shut down!

By Joanna Campbell Slan

“She puts her panties one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. Even if hers are silk with lace trim.”

That's what I kept telling myself as I contemplated meeting my personal idol, diva crafter Carolina Pettijohn.

I forced myself to take calming breaths as I stood in the line at the registration table. But who could blame me for being rattled? For one thing, I hadn’t gotten a wink of sleep—and I’d gotten up at dawn! Heck, I’d even changed clothes several times this morning until I finally paired nice jeans from Goodwill with a simple aqua crewneck sweater from Target. By adding a multi-colored scarf at my neck, this passed as a dressy outfit…barely.

As I pulled into the packed parking lot at the St. Louis Convention Center, I bet that my old friend Jane Kuhn was feeling proud of herself. She was the bright spark who invited Carolina to be the Guest of Honor at the inaugural Craft and Hobby Extravaganza. Being a nervous sort, I even prepped seeing Carolina by reading every scrap of information about her that I could find.

Carolina Pettijohn started as a teacher’s helper in Stuart, Florida. She stepped in one week when an unprepared substitute teacher couldn’t manage. For five magical school days, the kids brought home stunning projects. The principal fielded calls from eager moms who wanted to know who designed all those “adorable handicrafts.” A visiting reporter from the Sun Sentinel was sitting across from the principal’s desk and overheard the calls.

The resultant full-page color article in the Lifestyle Section generated an overwhelming response. On the heels of that first article came an offer for Carolina to syndicate a column and star in the wildly popular “Crafting with Carolina” television show. An icon was born in the crafting community.

An icon with tens of thousands of followers. Most of them were lined up in front of me at the registration table. Directly behind the table, I could see the huge ballroom, already bustling with vendors and their booths. Carolina's name had carried the day. Jane had phoned me last night saying the event was sold out. Jane had ordered a thousand copies of Carolina’s newest book, The Diva Decorates, in preparation for the booksigning event to take place this evening. The convention center sure looked packed to me. Crafters eager to go inside pressed against the velvet restraining ropes. Huge mounted posters listed the various leisure pastimes represented. I was especially interested in the vendors representing needlework, crocheting, rubber stamping, miniatures, and pet supplies, because those were the interests I shared with my online friends: Gerry Porter, the miniaturist; Betsy Devonshire, the owner of a needlework store; Kendra Ballantyne, the pet-sitter and attorney; Rocky Winchester and April Buchert, the rubber stamping aficionados; and Molly Pink, a bookstore event coordinator and crocheter.

While I’d met Gerry in person at another craft fair, this would be the first time I’d meet my other virtual friends in the flesh. Once again, I was glad I’d taken the time to find the right outfit. Knowing I looked my best went a long way toward calming my nerves.

A volunteer tapped me on the shoulder. “You’re Kiki Lowenstein? Jane Kuhn has been asking for you.”

I made my way to the back of the ballroom. There, in a cordoned off area, Jane greeted me warmly.

“Thanks a million, Kiki. I’m feeling overwhelmed. Would you mind being Carolina’s escort? She's waiting in her own special room just beyond that door. Just keep her moving along. Introduce her, help her get what she wants, and then help her move on to the next victim, uh, vendor. Oh, she here comes now.”

A door disguised as one of the convention hall walls opened. I held my breath. I couldn’t believe I was finally meeting my idol! Carolina Pettijohn! The one, the only—Carolina, Queen of Crafts!

Actually, one look told me it was more like “Carolina, Clearly Having a Bad Day.”

She squinted at Jane, then at me, back to Jane, and snarled, “I guess she’ll have to do. Don’t you have any men in this town? Isn’t St. Louis known for sports and beer?”

That shocked me. I’m the original Mrs. Nice Guy, and I have the scars to prove it.

“Carolina, let me explain this to you,” said Jane. “We’re Midwesterners, and our crowd is a very friendly group of honest, hard-working—”

But Jane was interrupted by a plain, heavyset woman wearing thick spectacles who stepped from behind the diva and shook my hand. “Hi, I’m Rosie Jackson. I have the list of booths we want to visit. See, I do all Carolina’s creative—”

“The sooner we get started, the faster I can get back to the bar.” Carolina pushed past us.

“Please don’t forget we’re expecting you at the book signing later. That’s what you agreed to in your contract!” Jane said. Her voice cracked with tension. "The contract!” she repeated.

Carolina gave Jane a dismissive wave of her hand and stalked off. Rosie and I struggled to catch up to the diva.

“Our first stop is at the Impressed for Success booth,” said Rosie, after consulting her notebook.

We rounded the corner and approached the booth. I stepped forward and made a very Vanna White-ish gesture toward our guest star. “Hi, we have Carolina Pettijohn with us. She’d like a tour of your booth. Please show her any new products you might want her to feature in her syndicated column or on her program.”

The two owners of Impressed for Success immediately introduced Carolina to their new system of dry embossing. Unlike previous systems, this new hand-cranked machine could actually create impressions on a full 12 by 12 inch sheet of cardstock. To prove just how incredibly cool this would be, one of the owners ran a piece of Core’dinations through their gizmo.

“If you buff the cardstock, the impressions are revealed in a second color.” One of the owners handed Carolina a sanding block.

Carolina scrunched up her face and said, “So?”

“Oh, for pity’s sake.” Rosie grabbed both cardstock and sander. In seconds, she expertly buffed off the top layer of the Core’dinations to reveal the cool second color and the new pattern.

Which was awesome.

But Carolina didn’t get it. She just stared at the paper as if witnessing a magic act.

“That’s a super product, and we’ll feature it. Bag up that sample with your business card, and we’ll get back to you. Mail it to us at this address.” Rosie handed over a card and then leaned close to whisper to the two vendors.


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Kiki finished her recitation and waited expectantly at her six friends.

Betsy Devonshire frowned. “That doesn't sound like anything out of the ordinary.”

“Oh, that's not all,” Kiki said. “When Rosie took the goods from the vendors, I think she told them they needed to include a check--and I think she wanted it made out to her personally!”

The scrapbooker turned to Jane. “I think Rosie is the killer. I have a hunch that she was soliciting money from people who wanted Carolina to pimp their products. I bet she and Carolina quarreled over the money, and Rosie lost her temper. I mean, notice that Rosie isn't here? It's her job to stick with Carolina.”

“Actually,” said Jane. “Rosie is in one of the make-and-take sessions right now. Has been for the past hour. One of the volunteers confirmed it over my walkie-talkie.”

Rocky frowned. “But where was Rosie earlier?”

“I think I need to share what I saw,” said Gerry Porter. “Because I have another suspect in mind.”


Tomorrow: Gerry Porter shares her observations.