Showing posts with label cozy mysteries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cozy mysteries. Show all posts

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Altered to Death


 Altered to Death

The sixth book in my scrapbooking mystery series was released on Tuesday. I'm amazed at times that I have written, and had published, the sixth book in this series. It seemed not too long ago I was worried about anyone else liking the first book I wrote.

In Altered to Death, instead of planning her wedding, Faith finds herself distracted by the town scrapbook she was commissioned to create. Eden’s oldest mystery, the founding family’s exodus nearly a hundred years ago, remains unsolved. A search through the family’s abandoned mansion leads to the uncovering of bones on that very property. And then ex-boyfriend Steve Davis announces a surprise heir has staked a claim. Now she’s determined to dig up the truth left behind.

Here's an excerpt from Altered to Death

“Sierra said Edward was working on a genealogy project, and there could be some items that might be good to include in the town’s scrapbook. I was hoping I could help you sort things out.”
Georgia wrung her hands. “Some of Edward’s items disappeared. They’ve been stolen.”
Or misplaced. I wasn’t surprised Georgia couldn’t find something in the house. I peeked in the hallway bath and it was just as cluttered as the living room, foyer, and hall. What Georgia needed was an organizer. Maybe I should mention Georgia’s situation to my grandmothers and see if one of them could help her.
“I bet they’re around here somewhere,” I said. “Would you like me to help you find them?”
She took hold of my hand, dragging me toward the back of the house. “Yes, I want you to find the murderer. I knew you’d take me seriously. I’ve been asking Edward what I should do.”
Asking Edward? Find a killer? I was out of my league in the type of help Georgia required. She was talking to her dead husband. Sierra really should be here. I started dragging my feet—literally— hoping to slow us down to wherever Georgia was taking me. Not that I thought she was going to attack me. Even if that was in her mind, I was a lot stronger than her.
“I meant the missing items. I’m sure they’re in the house. Somewhere,” I said.
“Come. Let me show you what I’ve found.”
“What am I going to look at? Maybe we should call someone else? Hank? Sierra?”
She huffed out a breath, it sounded like a snort from a small dog. The disgust was clear. “They won’t listen to me. All I am is a grieving old lady who is rambling away and losing her senses. They shut me down every time I try to tell them Edward’s death didn’t have to happen.”
“Didn’t have to happen?”
She nodded, her lips pressed in a thin, angry line. “He was killed.”
“He had a heart attack.”
“That’s what the murderer wants us all to think.”
Oh boy. What had Sierra gotten me into? The whole town, including me, knew Edward Brodart had died from a heart attack after having heart problems for the last decade. Over the last year, Edward had been looking sicker and sicker every day.
“I came over because I wanted to interview you for the town’s scrapbook,” I said. “I wanted to make sure Edward and you were included. Your family is as equally important as anyone else’s.”
She halted. I had been watching her carefully, so I stopped my forward movement without knocking into her. Taking tiny steps to the left, Georgia turned until she was staring at me. I fidgeted, unnerved by the intensity in her blue eyes.
“So you know?” She leaned back from me, searching my gaze for some clue or answer.
“Know what?”
“That Edward found Esther’s diary.”
Excitement pinged through me. “Esther Everton’s diary?”
“Yes. He found it in an old chest in our attic. A chest that belonged to my great-great-grandmother.” She had an expectant look on her face. “I forgot that I inherited it after my parents died. My boys were young, and I never gave it much thought.”
“How did your great-great-grandmother get a hold of Esther’s diary?”
“I always thought it was for safekeeping. They had been close friends.”
A secret. Esther wanted to keep a secret from her family. I knew all about that. Of course, I never told anyone or wrote it down. But if Esther liked to confide in her diary, she’d have hidden it with someone. “Did you read the diary? Did it say why the Evertons left Eden?”
“No, I think it proved Edward was right.”
“About what?”
“In his research, Edward saw hints that there was a living descendent of the Evertons.”
“A secret baby?” None of the daughters had been married. Being an unwed mother in that time would be a huge stigma to the family. Wait…Esther’s diary was hidden. Esther and her parents must have left to hide her pregnancy from the town. “What happened to the baby?”

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Announcing A KILLER RETREAT!

Hi all!  I'm absolutely delighted  to announce the cover and publication date of my second Downward Dog Mystery, A KILLER RETREAT.  The book is in the final stages of editing now, and my publisher has finalized the cover.
What do you think? 
Available January 8, 2015 from Midnight Ink!
Available January 8, 2015 from Midnight Ink!

Leave a comment about the cover in the next week for a chance to win a Downward Dog Mysteries coffee mug!

The book will be out January 8, 2015, but I'll likely have copies again in late December.  Why wait?

Pre-order your personalized, autographed copy from Whole Life Yoga now, and I'll mail you a signed bookmark as soon as they are available!


ABOUT A KILLER RETREAT

Six months after solving her friend’s murder, commitment-challenged Kate Davidson has recovered from her injuries and settled into a relatively calm life with rambunctious German shepherd Bella. Now, if only her relationship with boyfriend, Michael, would slow down to match her laid-back yogic lifestyle…

When Kate gets an offer to trade teaching yoga for a weeklong stay at a newly reopened vegan retreat center, she jumps at the opportunity, even though it means being forced to endure the wedding ceremony of the center’s two caretakers. Avoiding the M-word turns out to be the least of Kate’s problems when a wedding guest is found floating face-down in the resort’s hot tub, shortly after a loud, public (and somewhat embarrassing) fight with Kate.

The police pick Kate as their number-one suspect, so she’s forced to join forces with Michael, best friend Rene, and sidekick Bella to find the real killer. But they’ll have to solve the murder before the police arrest Kate, or her next gig may last a lifetime—behind bars.
 

REVIEWS


“An engaging mystery full of fun and fascinating characters and unexpected twists.  An intriguing read that includes yoga lessons and feisty dogs.”

Linda O. Johnston Author of the Pet Rescue Mysteries
 
“Fans   of Tracy Weber’s charming Murder Strikes a Pose have eagerly awaited   the return of yoga instructor Kate Davidson and her challenging yet   lovable German shepherd, Bella.  Happily, Weber's second yoga mystery, A Killer Retreat, is as delightful as her first. Readers will love the   setting, the complex mystery, and the romance of Kate’s second   adventure. Especially noteworthy in this popular series is the appealing   combination of strength and vulnerability that Kate and Bella share.   Enjoy!”

Susan Conant     Author of the Dog Lover’s Mysteries
 
“Whether yoga instructor, Kate Davidson, is wrestling her hundred-pound dog, her new love life or trying to solve a murder, A Killer Retreat is simply a killer read! Witty, fun and unpredictable, this is one cozy mystery worth barking about!”

Shannon Esposito   Author of the Pet Psychic Mysteries

Thanks!

Tracy
 
Come visit Whole Life Yoga in Seattle, and check out Tracy Weber’s author page for information about the Downward Dog Mysteries series.  A KILLER RETREAT is available for preorder now from Whole Life Yoga. The first book in the series,  MURDER STRIKES A POSE is available at Amazon, Barnes and Noble,  and book sellers everywhere!

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Blog Tour Report: Week 1.



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Hi all!  I’m deeply immersed in my first ever blog tour for MURDER STRIKES A POSE.  Check out the progress so far, and please visit the blogs to support the people who are supporting me!

Thursday, January 2:  Thoughts in Progress

It was AWESOME to have the first stop on my first blog tour ever be such a kind and supportive one.  In my first stop, Thoughts in Progress wrote a review of Murder Strikes a Pose.    Here’s a snippet to get you interested, but please check out the full review at the website. 

MURDER STRIKES A POSE is an intriguing debut for a fascinating new series that will delight mystery readers. Combining calming techniques, dog-related frolics, mystery and laughs; Weber has crafted a story that is hard to put down.”
Friday, January 3:  Books-N-Kisses

My second stop was at this wonderful blog that highlights books in the mystery, romance, and sci-fi genres.  I wrote a guest article about my book cover and “that pose on the cover.”  Check it out and learn how to Down Dog it the Murder Strikes a Pose way!
Friday, January 3:  Shelley’s Bookcase
This isn’t an official stop on my book tour, but I’m so delighted with the review that I wanted to share it anyway.  Shelley Giusti, a fellow Sister’s in Crime member, reviewed Murder Strikes a Pose.  Here’s a teaser of what she had to say.  Please check out the full review at her website.
“Tracy Weber has a number one hit on her hands with her First in a New Series book! Her characters are strong and you will love them from the start. And Bella, the German shepherd will win your heart.”
Saturday, January 4: Readalot
The final stop this week was at Readalot, which hosted both a review of Murder Strikes a Pose and a giveaway.  There’s still time to enter the giveaway for a free autographed copy!  Here’s a teaser, but please stop by the blog to check out the full review

"Murder Strikes a Pose is entertaining. I laughed, I even shed a tear. Thought of doing yoga for a sec or two.”
I may not have completely won over a new yogi, but at least I got her to consider it!  ;-)

That’s all for this week, but lots more fun to come. See you next week as the virtual travel continues…

And, for those of you interested, here's a little more about the book.  I hope you read and love it!
 
When George and Bella—a homeless alcoholic and his intimidating German shepherd—disturb the peace outside her studio, yoga instructor Kate Davidson’s Zen-like calm is stretched to the breaking point. Kate tries to get rid of them before Bella scares the yoga pants off her students. Instead, the three form an unlikely friendship.

One night Kate finds George’s body behind her studio. The police dismiss his murder as a drug-related street crime, but she knows George wasn’t a dealer. So Kate starts digging into George’s past while also looking for someone to adopt Bella before she’s sent to the big dog park in the sky. With the murderer nipping at her heels, Kate has to work fast or her next Corpse Pose may be for real.

Praise:

 “Weber’s debut, which launches the Downward Dog series, should appeal to anyone who likes canines, yoga, and a determined sleuth. ... Cozy fans will eagerly await the next installment.”--Publisher's Weekly

“The delightful start of a promising new series. I couldn’t put it down!”—Waverly Fitzgerald, author of Dial C for Chihuahua

“Murder Strikes a Pose is a delightful debut novel . . . Namaste to Weber and her fresh, new heroine!”—Penny Warner, author of How to Dine on Killer Wine

Tracy Weber

Come visit Whole Life Yoga in Seattle, and check out Tracy Weber's author page for information about the Downward Dog Mysteries series.  MURDER STRIKES A POSE is available now at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Whole Life Yoga, and wherever books are sold!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Book Launches, Parties, and Blog Tours, Oh My!

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January is the launch of my first yoga mystery, Murder Strikes a Pose, and I will be going blog crazy!   Through January 20, my Whole Life Yoga and Killer Hobbies blog posts will be devoted to the blog articles and events below.  After that, it will be back to articles on yoga tips, research, practices, and techniques, with an occasional writing blog thrown in for good measure.

Murder Strikes a pose will be available on Kindle, Nook, Kobo, and other e-readers as early as January 1.  It will be available online at Amazon as well as retailers and bookstores everywhere on January 8. You can pre-order any time!

Thanks to Great Escapes Virtual Book Tours for sponsoring the blog tour below.  Each stop will provide unique content, so don't miss any.  You might just learn some of my deep, dark secrets!
A free autographed copy of Murder Strikes a Pose will be given away at each stop!

And, for those of you in Seattle, a couple of in-person events. 
Hugs and prizes will be available at both events--and at Whole Life Yoga, vegan chocolate mousse cake! I hope to see you there!

Tracy Weber

Come visit Whole Life Yoga in Seattle, and check out Tracy Weber's author page for information about the Downward Dog Mysteries series.  MURDER STRIKES A POSE is available for preorder now from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Whole Life Yoga, and other retailers!

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Photo Shoot at Oatlands

Author photos are always tough. You want to look your best, but not so good that you are unrecognizable. You want to seem authoritative, but approachable. Friendly but not giddy.

The bluebells reminded me of the ones I saw in England. Lovely, vibrant, fragile.
When my good friend and ace photographer Robin Templeton suggested we do a photo shoot, I was thrilled. I flew into the metro-DC area a couple of days before Malice Domestic and Festival of Mystery, so she and I could spend the day at Oatlands, a wheat plantation near Leesburg, Virginia. The gently rolling hills of Virginia are especially breath-taking in the spring. Beyond these farmlands, the Shenandoah mountains rise like sentinels.

To capture the mood of my upcoming series, The Jane Eyre Chronicles, I tried to dress in a manner reminiscent of all things "Jane," but I didn't want to look "costume-y." Robin had done careful research; the Oatlands was built in the early 19th century, the same period in which my new book, Death of a Schoolgirl, is set.

For most of the day, we trooped up and down in the gardens, observing and admiring. Since we're both visual people, our conversation was peppered with "What about this angle?" and "How about including this in the foreground?" Honestly, we had a blast!

I love the photos! In the weeks leading up to the release of Death of a Schoolgirl, I plan to post the pictures one at a time on Pinterest.

Do you have any suggestions for ways I can use these fabulous pictures? Do you think Robin is a genius? I sure do!

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

My Class Started

You’re probably getting tired of my blogging about my online class, so I’ll keep this short--but it has started!

As I’ve mentioned before, it’s called Kiss Me or Kill Me: Cozy Mystery Writing 101 for Romance Writers.

So far, I’ve posted only my introduction and the first lesson, which is about what a cozy mystery is and how it compares with other fiction genres. My first assignment was for class members to introduce themselves--their backgrounds and what, if anything, they’ve already written.

Some class members are already prolific writers and have sold. Others are hoping to learn enough from the class to organize their ideas and start, or continue, writing.

Quite a few, to my surprise and delight, are from Australia! It turns out that another class member who’s a friend of mine from one of the local Romance Writers of America chapters just returned from an extended visit to the Land Down Under, and she’d joined the RWA chapter there. She passed along the information about classes to her new friends, and some were interested enough to sign up.

I started out by individually answering everyone’s response to the assignment, then realized that I was probably clogging up a lot of email boxes. But there are so many interesting backgrounds that I wanted to get to know everyone! I’ll reserve that now to giving input to the next class assignments.

Have you ever taken an online class? What did you like, or dislike, about it? Even though I’ve written most of my classes, there’s still time to edit them!

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Explaining Ourselves

Happy February, everyone!

As I mentioned a few weeks ago, I’m teaching an online class called Kiss Me or Kill Me: Cozy Mystery Writing 101 for Romance Writers starting in a couple of weeks. And, as I said in that blog post, it isn’t really only for romance writers. It revolves around the basics of writing cozy mysteries.

I’ve started writing the class lessons and it’s a fun but incisive experience. Yes, I know how I write a mystery... sort of. And yes, I’ve done some review of how others appear to do it, too. But the process of explaining it to someone else is a bit like looking in a mirror and making notes!

Teaching isn’t really new to me. I’ve taught writing classes before, and I’ve been on plenty of panels where writers discuss their work. Even so, I’m finding the process more intense this time, maybe because it’s an online class so it’s like writing an essay for each class--or a blog! When I’ve given lessons in person, I’ll generally do an outline, and even if I write a whole talk I don’t always stick to it.

I’d already outlined what I’ll be describing in the four-week class. I’ll teach two classes a week, plus give assignments. Each class will be on a cozy mystery basic. The first class will describe what a cozy mystery is, and what distinguishes it from other genres. Others will be about how to choose a protagonist, another about theme, and so forth--all the elements of what must be blended to come out with a good cozy mystery.

I’m hoping to teach my students a lot, but I’m already learning from it myself. Describing the elements is more compelling and thought-provoking, in some ways at least, than just doing it. When I write a scene in a novel, I just sit at the computer with an idea of what I want that scene to contain. Sometimes my characters spin it in a different direction, which is often a good thing. If not, I mentally scold them and get back on track.

With a how-to lesson, I’ve tried to be concise yet all-inclusive, addressing all parts of the day’s lesson theme in an interesting way. Plus, my subconscious takes over in different ways, asking me questions about whether I really do things myself the way I’m describing, or if I just wish I did! The answer usually is yes, that’s my process, although I have to consider the question carefully.

Which do I like better? Well, I love my fiction writing and don’t intend ever to give it up. But writing lessons for an online class is educational to me, too, and I’m having lots of fun with it. I’m looking forward to having real students read what I’ve said and provide questions, feedback, and responses to the assignments I’ll give them.

And if they learn too much about me and how I write? I’ll just have to change myself, so I can remain mysterious!

In case you’re now brimming over with eagerness to see all the juicy tidbits about my writing that I’ll impart to my students, here’s the link again: http://www.occrwa.org/onlineclassFeb12.html

How about you--have you ever taught a class or even an individual something that’s of special meaning to you? What did the process feel like?

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Plotting a Class

I’m currently plotting an online class on plotting. And more. It’s actually called Kiss Me or Kill Me: Cozy Mystery Writing 101 for Romance Writers.

That name is a misnomer of sorts. Yes, the class will be about writing cozy mysteries. And yes, this class is one that I think romance writers will like, at least those who are also interested in writing cozies. However, I plan to do lessons on all aspects of cozy writing, from coming up with a theme, to who the protagonist is, to how to put a cozy plot together.

Romance? Well, I’ll definitely get into how the protagonist may have a love interest and how that can be handled in a cozy. I’ll also describe the differences between cozy mysteries and, say, romantic suspense novels. But people taking the class don’t need to have any background in romance writing.

So why the title that implies otherwise? That’s because I’m presenting this class through the Orange County Chapter of Romance Writers of America, a wonderful chapter of a wonderful organization to which I’ve belonged for years.

The class will take place from Monday, February 13, to Sunday, March 11, 2012. I intend to give two lessons a week plus assignments and feedback. Am I nuts? Maybe. My next Pet Rescue Mystery is due in April. But this is something I’ve wanted to do for a while.

So if you’re interested in learning at least one cozy mystery and romance author’s perspective on how to write a cozy mystery... join me! Here’s the website: http://www.occrwa.org/onlineclassFeb12.html

I’m also inviting you to give me a lesson. Have you taken any online classes? What were the topics? Did you enjoy them? Any suggestions for me to make my class the most fun yet most educational online class so far?

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Cozy Mysteries

I’m going to be speaking about cozy mysteries at an upcoming meeting of the California Writers Club, San Fernando Valley chapter.

I’ve said that I will discuss topics relating to cozy mysteries including how to come up with a theme that people will love, how to murder people the cozy way, and how to have amateur sleuths solve the crimes in a manner that readers will enjoy.

I’m curious, though. I’d love to incorporate into my talk what other people say. If you’re reading our Killer Hobbies blog, you may well enjoy themes including handcrafts and other hobbies. Pets, too--even though I’ve always maintained they’re family members, not hobbies.

Do you choose to read a new cozy mystery series because of its underlying background, theme or setting? If so, what kinds of backgrounds, themes or settings appeal to you the most? If not, what do you look for?

Then there’s the plot. Do you have any favorite murder weapons or methods for cozies? And in what way do you think an author can best justify having a cozy mystery protagonist keep stumbling over dead bodies and outwitting the cops in solving the crime? Not every character focuses on that situation--although Kendra Ballantyne, my pet-sitting protagonist, is rather frustrated by the fact that she has become a murder magnet.

Is there anything else you’d like to hear about, if you happened to be listening to my talk? And, my fellow Killer Hobbyists, do you have any suggestions???

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

A Crafty Kind of Murder (Continued)

"A Crafty Kind of Murder" Part IV: Observations in the Murder of Carolina Pettijohn, submitted by Betsy Devonshire, needlework store owner.


Previously in "A Crafty Kind of Murder":


Seven online friends—Kiki Lowenstein, Gerry Porter, Betsy Devonshire, Kendra Ballantyne, Rocky Winchester, April Buchert and Molly Pink—are all visiting the Craft and Hobby Extravaganza in St. Louis when the event organizer Jane Kuhn asks them to solve the murder of her celebrity guest, Carolina Pettijohn. Since all of the crafters/hobbyists are also amateur sleuths, they hope to put their heads together and solve the crime quickly or the Craft and Hobby Extravaganza will be shut down! Kiki Lowenstein explains that Carolina Pettijohn's creative assistant Rosie Jackson was taking money from vendors wanting Carolina to spotlight their products. Kiki thinks Rosie might have been the killer. Gerry Porter has another suspect in mind. She saw an angry fan named Sondra Echols approach and threaten Carolina. Betsy Devonshire explains the situation is even more complicated than the seven crafters probably realize.

By Monica Ferris

Betsy and her store manager Godwin had run into rough weather on the early part of their trip to the big craft fair and so arrived late. Godwin, efficient as he was, was still putting up a display of counted cross stitch models when the show opened.

“Carolina is already on the floor!” he muttered around a mouthful of push pins.

“Who?” Betsy replied, trying to choose five of the best needlepoint canvases from among the dozen they’d brought—the booth was a little smaller than she’d realized, plus she always over-packed, whether clothes or display items.

“Oh, Betsy, don’t you read the brochures?” he sighed, spitting pins into his palm as he stood back to look over the effect he was creating. “Carolina Pettijohn, of course. She’s here!”

“Yes, I read the brochures,” she said grumpily. “I just didn’t understand what you were saying with that mouthful. Your display looks very nice. Do you think I should use the Margaret Murton or the Melissa Shirley canvas?”

He came for a closer look at what she had done, then stepped out into the aisle, a sylph-like shape in blond and light blue to stand with a forefinger wrapped around his chin to consider her arrangement from a prospective-customer-arriving point of view. “Oh, the Margaret Murton, definitely,” he said after just a moment. "It’s picking up the colors of the Margaret Boyles bargello piece.”

So it was—Betsy saw that now. She had developed a good eye for color after owning a needlework shop for several years, but Godwin’s appeared innate.

“Oh, my God, here she comes, and here she is!” Godwin exclaimed, eyes shining, hands clasped under his chin. “Oh, Ms. Pettijohn, how sweet of you to visit our booth!” He was crouching, almost bowing in a direction behind Betsy‘s back.

Betsy turned to see a tall, slim, stylish woman approaching, accompanied by a much plainer woman with thick eyeglasses. “Carolina Pettijohn!” she said, smiling, “you are even more beautiful in person than on television. I’m so pleased you are visiting the Crewel World booth.”

“Cruel world?” repeated Carolina, startled. Her face betrayed her confusion. “But your display is beautiful! Are you a painter? Those are good paintings.”

“It’s Crewel World,” said Betsy, pointing to the sign and picking up on Carolina’s monosyllabic pronunciation. “And no, I didn’t paint them—”

“I used to paint,” said Carolina. “But what horrible canvases these are painted on! Why, the weave is so loose you can almost see through them.”

“Carolina,” the woman with her said, pushing her glasses back up on her nose. “These are needlepoint canvases, they are meant to be stitched over.”

“Oh? Of course! I’m so sorry, it’s just that they are so charming, I thought they were paintings.” She turned to Betsy. “This is a craft fair, you know. It’s hard to instantly understand what craft one is looking at.” She let her gaze go to another area of the booth. “Ah, and these are finished needlepoints, am I right? Work that has been stitched over?”

“No,” said Betsy, a little startled that Carolina couldn’t tell the difference between counted cross stitch and needlepoint.

“Those are counted cross stitch, Carolina,” said the bespectacled woman, sounding a trifle cross or impatient.

“Of course, of course. I can see that now.”

“Would it be possible to persuade you to autograph some copies of your latest book?” asked Godwin. “We carry all your books in our shop.”

“How nice!” said the woman in eyeglasses.

“But I don’t have time for that. Bring them to the official signing later,” said Carolina. “You can stand in line with the rest of the autograph seekers. Okay, who’s next on the tour?” She turned and started away.

Godwin watched her go and said, in a diminished voice, “She’s not at all like she is on television. You know, interested.”

“Maybe she’s tired,” said Betsy. “She’s out of her time zone, after all.”

“I think she’s a witch,” said a new voice, and they turned to see Kiki Lowenstein.

“Talk about being disillusioned,” said Kiki in a low voice. “I used to think that woman could walk on water. Now I think I’d like to drown her. Did you notice how she doesn’t seem to know a whole lot about crafting? In fact, I don’t know how she wrote those wonderful books.”

“Maybe she didn’t,” said Betsy.

“Who was the lady with the thick glasses?” asked Godwin.

“Rosie Jackson,” said Kiki. “She’s Carolina’s creative assistant. Why?”

“Because she knows counted cross stitch from needlepoint on sight.”

Kiki frowned at him. “And Rosie understood right away the importance of a new dry embossing machine, while I don’t think Carolina did. And when we were visiting my friend, Gerry Porter, who is a fine miniaturist, Carolina practically threw up at the idea that she should maybe get a little glue on her hands.”

Betsy said, “So maybe Carolina is just a glamorous front for the real artist, Rosie Jackson. Is that what you’re thinking?”

Godwin nodded. “No one who gave such a lucid description of the basketweave stitch in her book would be confused between needlepoint and counted cross stitch.”

The four of them looked at the tall, glamorous woman and her dumpy companion making their way down the broad but crowded aisle. Already a cluster of women was surrounding Carolina, exclaiming and holding out programs for an autograph.

“Oops!” cried Kiki. “I’m supposed to be clearing their way. Talk to you later!” She pushed her way out into the crowd.

Even those who didn’t press close to Carolina looked thrilled or excited at seeing her, with one exception. A young woman in a white turtleneck and a knit fringed shawl was moving slowly in her direction. She carried a rather worn copy of A Diva’s Guide to Crafting—she wasn’t a fan, out for an autograph. The expression on her face was a curious combination of yearning and hate.

Godwin elbowed Betsy. “Do you see that pin she has on the collar of her turtleneck? I think we should stock those at the store. I’ll ask her where she got it.”

Doris Handly came in to buy a second canvas. She had stopped by earlier, while they were in the midst of setting up and was drawn to the more expensive yarns and threads, so of course Betsy stopped putting out flosses to sell her a small canvas by a well-known designer. Betsy could tell that Doris was an expert needlewoman by the knowledgeable questions she asked. Now the young woman was back and bought a second canvas. “It's a big day for me,” she said shyly.

As a matter of courtesy, after processing the woman's credit card payment, Betsy thanked her by name. “I hope you enjoy your purchase, Doris,” said Betsy. Doris Handly, thought Betsy with a chuckle. That was a great moniker for a needlecrafter.

Doris had just taken the bag from Betsy's hands when she spotted Carolina at another booth and moved toward the diva with purpose.

Hours later, as the day was drawing to a close, Betsy surreptitiously removed a shoe to wriggle her aching toes. Godwin was wrapping things up beside the cash register.

“How’d we do?” she asked.

“Not too bad. I wish we’d brought more copies of Margaret Boyles’ book, since we’ve only got two copies left. Every time I think bargello is out, it comes back in again. On the other hand, we may have over-estimated the number of copies of Carolina’s The Diva Decorates and the copies of her other books that we’d need.”

“It would’ve helped if not every other booth had copies for sale, too,” grumbled Betsy. “And that she’s doing a special book signing event with her new book later tonight. We should’ve thought of that.”

“Well, I’ll take what we have to the signing tonight. They’ll sell like hotcakes back at the shop if they’re autographed. Have you heard the latest rumor?”

“What’s that?” Betsy began to work her foot back into her shoe.

“Jane Kuhn is fit to be tied because Carolina flew here first class on the convention’s dime. Jane had authorized Carolina to fly coach.”

“I don’t think Carolina has flown coach for a long time,” said Betsy, smiling at the image of long-legged Carolina crammed into a bargain seat.

“So if she wanted to fly first class, she should have paid the difference out of her own pocket. I also hear she reserved the presidential suite instead of a regular one, also on the con’s dime.”

“Rude of her.”

“Yes, but you see, the line between breaking even and losing money at an event like this is very thin. And Carolina may have crossed the line for them.”

“Uh-oh,” said Betsy. “I happen to know Jane was up for the task of running the next Embroiderer’s Guild of America state convention. She won’t get it if she can’t stay on budget. Is Jane angry?”

“Fit. To. Be. Tied,” pronounced Godwin.


# # #

“Jane, I hate to be rude,” said Betsy, “but you have every reason to want to see Carolina dead, don't you? I mean, if you had to pay her expenses, and they were over what you budgeted, you would have had a real problem. That shortfall would have made it hard for you to submit a good balance sheet to the governing board of the Embroiderer’s Guild of America.”

“But what about the books?” asked Kiki. “Jane needed Carolina alive so she could sign them.”

“The books could be returned to the publisher,” explained Molly Pink.

“Oh,” said Kiki.

Jane fumed. “Yes, yes, that’s right. Everything you said is true. But I’m telling you I did not kill Carolina!”

“Wait a minute,” Kendra Ballantyne interrupted. “Betsy, did you say your customer's name was Doris Handly? If that's the case, I need to tell you what I saw happen.”

Tomorrow: Kendra Ballantyne shares her observations.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Monster in Miniature




MONSTER IN MINIATURE, my 5th miniature mystery releases today. It's about a Halloween decoration gone deadly!

It's always exciting when a new book comes out. Do I like number 13 (counting 8 periodic table mysteries) less than my first mystery, "The Hydrogen Murder," many years ago?

I don't know anyone with 13 or more children, except my long deceased Italian grandmother, so I can't make that comparison.

A couple of things occur to me, though. For one thing, I'm a little more blasé when the book arrives at my doorstep. I'm delighted, yes, but I don't dance around the room with it and prop it up at the foot of my bed.

However, in a way, I like this 13th book the BEST. It's a better book than any of my others – at least I hope it is; I've learned a great deal with each book, so this one should be 13 times better than the first!

MONSTER IN MINIATURE will get a lot more of my attention than the first book. Back then, there was no Facebook. There was no way to e-promote; there were no blogs.

I did have a website early on, thanks to my early-adopter, hi-tech husband. For a look at my website (and me!) more than ten years ago, go to this link.

Meanwhile, I'm working on the 6th miniature mystery and hoping it will be even better than MONSTER IN MINIATURE. (But don't wait, try this one!)

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Sunday, February 21, 2010

"Anonymous" No More, Thanks to Forensic Linguistics

We're all familiar with the murder plot that revolves around the handwritten suicide note and the question of its authenticity. But when was the last time you sat down and handwrote a message to anyone? Instead, you probably sent an email or text message right? So how can an investigator discern authorship of such a message, especially if it's critical to an investigation?

That's a great question. Especially for those of us who write (or read) mysteries!

In situations where authorship is in doubt, law enforcement and legal officials turn to a forensic linguist. Such specialists rely, in turn, on one of two methodologies 1.) intuitive, where the linguist reads and assesses the message using non-rational methods and 2.) computational, where the available data is subjected to software that counts patterns. In 2000, the Daubert trilogy established that trial judges are the gatekeepers for assuring that expert testimony is based on scientific knowledge. With that ruling, the intuitive analysis approach has been limited to showing differences or commonality, but it can't state conclusions.
Fortunately, the computational method has a champion in Carole E. Chaski, PhD, a forensic linguist and a scientist who spoke last week to our local chapter of Mystery Writers of America. Dr. Chaski's philosophy is that the truth comes first, and that nothing should be allowed to obstruct truth in the service of justice. She's a former academic who recognized a new calling when the Raleigh NC police force asked her to help solve a perplexing case involving a suicide note written on a computer and printed onto a disk.

The suicide note was supposedly written by Michael Hunter, a North Carolina student, who died from an injection of lidocaine, Benadryl and Vistaril. Michael was rooming with two other men, and the police suspected his suicide was actually a homicide. So Dr. Chaski examined the pattern and placement of words in sentences in the message. She counted the nouns, verbs, adverbs and prepositions and studied the syntax, which she explains is as individual as a signature. According to Dr. Chaski, writing is an intuitive process, "but it is the minor, tiny things that are different because we understand each other."

These differences are unique. Once you become an adult, you are consistent in how you writing. As a result, Dr. Chaski was able to tell the police she was "99.9%" sure that Hunter had not written the suicide note. When confronted with her testimony, one of Michael Hunter's roommates confessed to the killing.

Dr. Chaski's method requires about 200 words, but more is better. Since that seminal court case, she has developed computer programs designed to break documents down by doing an analysis of sentence structure and examining parts of speech and their relationships. Using statistical analyis, she has an accuracy rating in the high 90 percentiles.

Her research has also proven that spelling is an unreliable indicator of authorship. "There are people who spell poorly in one document, but who spell (words) right in another," she explains. Furthermore, everyone who spells words correctly looks alike!

Dr. Chaski is often called upon to examine threatening letters, and to determine the likelihood of a threat being carried out. She mentioned four of the 13 characteristics she uses to make an informed assessment: conditionality ("if you don't do so-and-so, I will do such-and-such,"), profanity (true threats include a lot of profane language), modal verbs ("you should"), and specificity (both Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, the Columbine killers, detailed their violent plans and turned them in as "creative writing" assignments).

So...if you are ever tempted to write a letter, and sign it "Anonymous," you better hope that no one shares your work with Dr. Chaski. You won't be anonymous for long!

You can read more about Dr. Chaski's computer programs at her website.

I found her work to be fascinating. What do you think?

Monday, April 20, 2009

The Diva Runs Out of Thyme by Krista Davis

Today we welcome the fourth of our Agatha Award nominees for Best First Novel--Krista Davis.
Thanks to Joanna and the whole Killer Hobby crew for inviting me! I’m looking forward to seeing Linda and Betty again at Malice, and I hope I’ll meet the rest of you, too!

My charming editor doesn’t like to take credit for anything, but in the process of reviewing (and ultimately rejecting) a different proposal, she asked a question that sent me running to popular magazines. It was in the drugstore that I realized the Martha phenomenon had created a counterculture of busy women who want lovely homes and lives, but don’t have the time or inclination to carve teensy squirrels out of acorns to decorate a harvest tree. Thus the concept of two divas was born -- Sophie, who loves to entertain but keeps things simple and charming, and Natasha (one name, please, like Cher), who cannot understand why everyone doesn’t bake bread from scratch, craft their own wrapping paper and invitations, and wallpaper the ceiling.
To make matters worse, Natasha has taken up housekeeping with Sophie’s ex-husband. And now, in The Diva Runs Out of Thyme, the divas are competing for a coveted prize in the Stupendous Stuffing Shakedown.

But before Sophie can prove that she can trump Natasha with her Crusty Country Bread, Bacon & Herb Stuffing, Sophie stumbles over a corpse and lands on the police radar as a suspect in his death. The quiet family Thanksgiving that Sophie had planned swells to unexpected proportions when she’s saddled with neighbors and her former in-laws for dinner. Uncomfortable as that is, it’s not nearly as bad as suspecting that the killer is among them.

Writing about the divas is great fun. Of course, I suffer for my craft by endlessly trying out new recipes. Like Sophie, my jeans are getting tighter but I’m certain they shrank in the wash. The second Domestic Diva Mystery, The Diva Takes the Cake, will be in bookstores in June.

** Join us next week when our guest will be ME! (I'm not really a "guest" on my own home blog, though, am I?) Any hoot, I'm Joanna Campbell Slan, and I will be the last of the 2008 Best First Novel Agatha Award nominees to weigh in.


** Clue word: acorns


Remember--Submit all five "clue words" to savetales@aol.com (put CLUES in the Subject Line)and I'll draw a name from the group on Monday, May 11. The winner will receive an autographed set of all five of the Agatha-nominated Best First Novels. That would be G.M. Malliet's Death of a Cozy Writer, "Sarah Atwell's" Through a Glass, Deadly, Rosemary Harris' Pushing Up Daisies, Krista Davis' The Diva Runs Out of Thyme, and Joanna Campbell Slan's Paper, Scissors, Death.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Tweet, Tweet, Tweet--You Could Win a Box of Books!


Argh. Every day I open my email and think: I don’t have time for all this. I especially don’t have time to update my website, to check all the posts on all the list-serves I belong to, visit every online community I need to, and comment on everyone’s blog as I should.

But I do have time to Twitter. Apparently, the rest of the world agrees. The site has reported an eight-fold rise in visitors since 2007, and in December reported 2.7 million people stopped by. At this rate, it is poised to overtake Facebook. It’s especially popular among the young and restless. One in five people between the ages of 18 and 35 with Internet access have “tweeted” or posted short messages of 140 characters on Twitter at least once.

Why do we twitter? Because we can. Because I can dash off a 140-character (that’s letters and symbols, not characters as in people who populate books!) post to update people on the release date of Cut, Crop & Die, the second book in the Kiki Lowenstein Scrap-N-Craft Mystery Series. (That’s June 1, so mark your calendars or go to Amazon.com and place your order.)

Because I can post regular journaling prompts to remind scrapbookers the world over to write about their own lives. (Check it out at twitter.com/joannaslan. If you are an author, the journaling prompts are great tools for overcoming writer’s block. Try them and you’ll see!)

Because I can follow my favorite authors, geeks, and newsmakers by hitting the FOLLOW button.

Because I can make a post to Twitter from a Blackberry. (Try doing that with a regular blog post. I mean, if you are young and have well-trained thumbs, you probably can handle this, but I can’t. Yet.)

Because Twitter will automatically take any regular URL and turn it into a tiny URL and post the link for me. Because I can quickly scan the posts and see what interests me. Shakespeare said, “Brevity is the soul of wit,” so I think he would have LOVED Twitter.

Because Twitter fits. I can squeeze it in.

Want to see how it works? Become one of my followers on Twitter and I’ll enter your name in a contest to win a Box of Books. Yep, I did find time to cull an entire box full of mysteries from my bookshelves. (It's a BIG box.) So, add your name to my followers on Twitter by going to twitter.com/joannaslan, hitting FOLLOW, and then emailing me at savetales@aol.com and telling me you are now following me. Be sure to tell me your “twitter” name so I can see that you did it! (No cheating!) I’ll choose one follower and mail him/her that box of books. (Please include your postal address with your email to me at savetales@aol.com. If you don't include it, and if I can't email you and get it within a day or two, I'll draw another winner.)

Let’s see if this Tweeting works!

PS You can hear a live broadcast of a scrapbook crop at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/circle-of-seven/2009/02/14/readers-entertainment-radio-with-guest-joanna-slan-author-of-paper-scissors-death If you have NO idea what a “crop” is, or why women love them, this will be very, very enlightening!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Dead Men Don't Crochet

Tuesday was the official release date of Dead Men Don’t Crochet. It turns out that bookstores don’t like to do author events in December - that is unless you’re a superstar which I’m not.

But drop ins to sign stock or okay, so that is what I plan to do while I’m in icy Chicago.

57th Street Books was my first stop and they were expecting me. I’ve mentioned this bookstore before. It’s located in the basement of an apartment building and I set some of the action in my YA mystery Blue Schwartz and Nefertiti’s Necklace there. I also wrote an article about it for the Another Great American Bookstore feature in Byline Magazine.

These days 57th Street Books has a whole new identity going. Not only is it my favorite bookstore, but the Obama family’s as well. Actually my whole neighborhood is going through a flurry of excitement. There have been lots of Nobel Prize winners around here and well known writers like Saul Bellows, Sara Paretsky and the woman who wrote the Mrs. Pickerall Goes to Mars series. I can’t remember her name, but she lived in our old building. And my high school French teacher wrote the children’s classic Mr. Popper’s Penguins. But having a President- Elect seems to have turned a special spotlight on Hyde Park.

Laura Prail brought out a stacks of Hooked on Murder, Dead Men Don’t Crochet and Blue Schwartz and Nefertiti’s Necklace for me to sign. While I signed I asked her about the Obama effect on the bookstore. Of course, business was up and she said some people just came in wanting to buy a book from the store the President-Elect shops in. I thought it was kind of cool that without even knowing he was doing it, Obama was helping authors.

When all the books were signed, Laura showed me the poster of my bookcover hanging on the wall. She said she was going to make a display of my books below it. All I could think was wow. And as an afterthought I wondered if Michelle likes cozy mysteries.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A Report from "Up North" Minnesota

Sunday, August 10, 2008 – A looooong drive up from St. Louis Park to Thunder Lake, and we’re in Cass County, named after a pre-Civil War general who explored this area and made treaties (later broken, of course) with the Indians. The area is heavily forested, some oak but mostly birch and white pine – lots and lots of pine. Weather spectacular, sunny and not quite cool. Rita’s cabin is up a winding gravel road closely set with big trees. As advertised, it is elderly, made of logs, set in a clearing it shares with a much lower-class cabin of broad boards (with an outhouse!), which also belongs to her, and a higher-class log cabin with a stone chimney of the sort that means a fireplace. The higher-class one is not made of real logs but that siding designed to look like logs.

Rita’s cabin is small but not tiny, a cozy place with an efficient kitchen, dining area and living room, bedroom, bath. The windows are horizontally rectangular and open like French doors – they’re original to the house, though work has been done on them to make them fit tightly again. There is an enclosed back porch with big screen windows that faces the lake. It might once have been a front porch, and there was a door leading out of it that wasn’t properly braced and so it was pulling the whole cabin down. And once started, the cabin might well have ended up in the lake, because there is a very steep slope of about seventy yards down to the water’s edge. The old logs of the cabin are a dark red-brown and some are fissured or split. I wish I’d brought my bird book along because there are all kinds of birds up here, some I don’t recognize. Rita reports there are bears and otters, kingfishers and loons. She has a canoe we can use. Thunder Lake is beautiful, of an odd, oblong shape. It makes me think of a plucked duck. There are other cabins and several resorts.

There is a very tall, ancient pine near the lake on her land with a huge bald eagle’s nest in its top branches. There is a single baby eagle in the nest, who shrieks a lot because his parents are not feeding him right now. They want him to find the courage to fly to a nearby tree, where they sit calling and waving fish at him. So far he’s refusing, he sits in the nest fat, angry and complaining (typical adolescent?) and calls for them to bring the fish over.

Ellen and I went to Remer for supper. It’s about ten miles up highway 6 from here. It’s a very small town, one of those "wide places in the road." We went into The Woodsman, a country café sort of place, with fake knotty pine paneling and faded pictures of local wildlife. But the food was pretty good – real mashed potatoes and home-made gravy, fat breadsticks with just a hint of sweetness, flavorful "chopped steak" (hamburger) with mushrooms and onions. The owner said an elderly woman named Lou has lived here all her life and could tell me about the German POW camp right outside of town. She comes in every morning early for coffee.

Back at the cabin darkness drew in and there came the odd, sad "yodel" of a loon out on the lake, followed by three or four loons having fits of nervous giggles. The song of the northwoods, absolutely. I am looking forward to writing this novel!

I spent a certain amount of time wide awake that night. I find I have turned into a city girl. We left the windows open to the delicious, chilly night air, and I was sure a bear or a cougar was going to break the screen and come in after us. It was incredibly dark and very quiet out there, with occasional rustles or faint whuffling noises ("Oh, my God! A bear!") or rumbles ("Oh, my God, a cougar!"). In the daylight next day, I was ashamed. But later, while I was driving out the gravel road to Highway 6, something loped across the road in front of me. It was much bigger than a cat, but it didn’t look like a dog. Too small to be a bear. It was medium brown, furry, thick-legged, tailess. It didn’t move like a bear cub and anyway they are black. "Oh, my God, a bobcat!" And in fact, it might have been, they are rare but present up here.

We did go to talk with Lou, who is a very spry and youthful 80. She is, in fact, Lucille Anderson, who was 15 when the German POWs came to Remer. Her grandfather worked at the camp, which was converted from what they call "the CC Camp" – Civilian Conservation Corps, an FDR remedy for the Depression. She remembers army trucks hauling them around, they standing in the back, and how they would call out and wave to her grandfather if they saw him on the street. She told me where the Remer camp was located. (Go out the graveled Highway 4 past a cemetery to a "tar road" that curves to the right, go past a house and look for a very tall stand of pines: "you can’t miss it.")

And we didn’t. I sprayed myself heavily with Deet, took the camera, left Ellen in the car, and went into the woods via a faintly marked, grassy, weedy road that had been built up across a very deep ditch. The trail branched here and there, and I found smallish clearings marked with old trunks, but even the clearings had tall pines growing in them, and I couldn’t find any sign of any old buildings. I didn’t want to wander too far off the trails, first because I thought they might be the remnants of roads leading to the camp, second because I didn’t want to get lost. There was evidence of passage on the "roads" by vehicles not so long ago, probably checking the place out for logging.

Later I walked down to the lake in front of the cabin, trying not to break into a trot which could only have ended in a soaking. Coming back, I detoured to the big pine the eagles are nesting in. It is a very big pine, its trunk at least twice the diameter of the other pines around it. Suddenly I heard the peculiarly high-pitched squeal of the eagles coming in short, excited bursts and saw a dark shadow circle and land up out of my sight. Landed heavily, with a clap of wings. Then two more shadows circled in, also squealing. The eaglet is out of his nest! Well, he’s back again, but he’s taken his first flight.


There is Internet access in Longville! Checked e-mail there Tuesday. The librarian showed me some history books on the Land’o’Lakes area – one focusing on Longville – and we sat down to read and wait. One of the books said the POW camp was over by Little Boy Lake (perhaps in addition to the one at Remer – or is Remer near Little Boy Lake? Need to do more research!) and told a couple of brief anecdotes about the Germans. One said a prisoner ran off but stopped by a house (got lost?), where he was fed, comforted and returned to the camp the next day. Another recalled the Germans being brought along by American soldiers stopping off for beer – this is beginning to sound like "Hogan’s Heroes!" A POW was asked what he thought of young American women and he, an older officer, "indicated by gestures" that he would not allow his daughters to use lipstick or nail polish. (I wonder if they changed his mind after he’d been home a couple of years.) Just in passing, there was a story about a man who’d served time in prison during the 20s and, after another conviction, was "persuaded" to leave the Chicago area to live with relatives in Longville. His grandson didn’t know about this as a boy and was shocked to discover years later that his sweet old Gran’dad was setting up illegal slot machines in the backs of bars and going around weekly to collect the money. I think the word we want here is "incorrigible."

All this is, of course, gold to my research for Buttons and Bones, a future Betsy Devonshire novel.
The library opens at one on Wednesday, so this won’t get posted until then.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

THE WINNAH!!

We have a winner! The winner of two pounds of chicken-themed fabric did not even submit her name to me – it was submitted on her behalf by a woman I’ve heard from before. Her name is Noreen and she suggested I send my fabric to the flood victims of Iowa. (Actually, she wrote to say that Kaye England sent out an e-mail suggesting that.) So I sent the box to the person collecting it:
Jill Reicks
Pine Needles Sewing Center
1000 Old Marion Rd NE
Cedar Rapids, IA 52402

I could do worse than suggest my readers – those who find themselves threatened by an avalanche of fabric every time they enter their sewing room, and you know who you are – might consider thinning the herd, so to speak, and sending the result to Ms. Reicks. Or even just going through the shelves and/or drawers and pulling that length of gorgeous fabric you are ready to admit you’re not ever going to use and gladden the heart of someone who could use a little gladdening.

Thank you, Noreen! And thanks to everyone who sent an entry. If it weren’t for the obviousness of Noreen’s entry, I’d be in a real quandry deciding who the winner was. The entries were cheery and creative and plaintive and inspiring. It would have been extremely difficult to pick a winner. I am glad I didn’t offer second and third place prizes, because I’d still be arguing with myself over whom to place. I am pleased that so many of you thought to enter. Thank you so much. Happy stitching!

I am going to be in upstate Minnesota most of next week, staying in a cabin on the fringe of a state forest, researching a novel I hope to be writing in 2009. Working title: Buttons and Bones – I’ve talked about it a little on this blog. I will bring my laptop with me and will try to find an Internet connection to send a report to Killer Hobbies from up there. But places out of reach of the ‘Net are becoming truly rare, aren’t they? And that’s a good thing. Really. Isn’t it?

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

A Little Learning

Wow, I got a new-angle entry for my Win Two Pounds of Chicken-Themed Fabric Suitable for Quilting! And another very touching one. And a couple of enthusiastic ones. Anyone else want to try? Write in twenty-five words or less why you think I should send this fabric to you. Contest ends July 31. Contact me through my web site: Monica-Ferris.com.

Research can lead to some interesting places. One place it very often leads to is . . . more research. Just as I was thinking I had found the handle on making beer, I find I haven’t even scratched the surface. I connected with the owner of a microbrewery named Herkimer’s in Minneapolis. He is a young man with a work ethic bigger than Mount Everest. He barely has this place off the ground, paying for itself, when he goes and buys another building and is going to start a new brewery – brewing saki! Did you know saki was brewed? I always heard it defined as rice wine, but apparently it’s a beverage more like beer (without being beer) than like wine. But that isn’t the kicker from my angle. It seems Herkimer’s brews German beer. And from my descriptions given to him, my heroine is brewing English beer. I didn’t know that, I was just picking up recipes that sounded interesting. And there are other kinds of beer, too. Austrian monks invented their very own varieties, for example. And then there is Russian Beer . . .

Mr. Richardson let me enter the glassed-in room where the beer is brewed at Herkimer’s. (Every microbrewery has this glassed-in room for customers to admire.) It is full of round and tall and immense stainless steel tanks, and a control panel with red and green lights, and long, fat rubber hoses. I took lots of photographs. Then he told me what each stainless steel tank is for, and took lots of notes. But where, I wondered, is the beer when it’s finished? In more tanks in the basement. That’s also where things are drained into after being filtered. So what you see in the glassed-in room is not the whole operation. A grand metaphor for learning about this business – that there is a whole other set of learning yet to be discovered. in the basement!
On consideration, I have found this to be true of almost every subject I’ve gotten interested in, from horseback riding to medieval English history.

But I never consider this when I’m setting off, all excited, to learn a new thing. Wouldn’t it be interesting to find myself on my deathbed, excitedly reading all the literature I can find on it, looking forward to actually experiencing it – only to find that I’ll never get a chance to share what I’ve learned with my readers? Which is it I’m more interested in, learning it or using what I’ve learned in a story? Is that too macabre a thought?

I’ve got the galleys of Thai Die and am going through them making corrections to spelling and typographical errors. I have an enormously good and kind friend who came over today and is staying through tomorrow, who is sitting and letting me read the galleys aloud to him. He is blind and says I am doing him a favor, but he’s the one doing me the bigger favor. I am so used to the words of the story that reading them silently, I tend to skim. Reading them aloud I have to read every single word, and I catch many more errors that way. God bless John!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT?

The other day someone told me in an e-mail that she liked the fancy white hat I’m wearing in the photograph at the top of this blog. She asked me where I got it so I told her the whole story. And now, I would like to tell you.

I found the hat in a little shop in Muncie, Indiana. The shop is called Town Boutique, and is owned by a tiny black woman named Mattie Coleman. She caters mostly to the black women of Muncie who like to dress up for church. Perhaps you have read the wonderful book, "Crowns"? Or seen the play made from it? The hats are supposed to be a foretaste of their heavenly crowns and so are as elaborate and beautiful as the women can afford. The hat I am wearing in that photograph is beautiful and elaborate – but tame by comparison with some of the hats in Miss Mattie’s shop. (I call her Miss Mattie, she calls me Miss Mary.) It was Miss Mattie who persuaded me to try on an enormous purple platter of a hat with a curved rhinestone triangle draped over the crown, and the brim edged with purple marabou feathers. When I saw that incredible object sitting on my lowly head, I realized I didn't have the nerve to wear it in public. I said I didn’t have anything to wear with it, which was true. I turned to hand it back to her and there she was, holding a matching purple suit by the hanger. What could I do? But it took me almost an hour of standing in my hotel room, one hand on the doorknob, to summon the nerve to walk out into the mystery convention in that suit and hat. It caused such a sensation that I have never again been afraid to wear one of Miss Mattie's hats. In fact, I’m trying to establish a reputation for wearing fancy hats, hoping to arrive at the day when someone can walk into a bookstore and say, "There’s this author, she writes mysteries. I can’t remember her name, but she wears these hats," making a gesture around her head to show they are large and complicated. And the clerk will reply, "Oh, you must be thinking of Monica Ferris." I may never get there, but the journey has been really fun!

Anyway, I was in Riverside, California, attending a needlework convention, and wearing the white hat. I loved it, the crown sat right atop my head, but the brim was built at a decided angle, and set off with a huge bunch of white net with sparkles caught up in it. Classy, and memorable –On the other hand, I’d had the hat for a couple of years, and so was wearing it less and less. I was walking back to the hotel when this big, dark van pulled suddenly to the curb and a black woman got out and hurried over to me. "Where did you get that hat?" she demanded. She was sooooo disappointed when I told her it was years old and purchased very far from California. She was going to a wedding the next day, and wanted a fancy hat to wear. She’d bought a hat – she took it out of the bag she was carrying. It wasn’t a bad hat, a small red velvet affair with a little rhinestone ornament on one side. I took my hat off and we tried on one another’s hats, using the darkened windows of her van as a mirror. I liked the red hat on me -- but when she put that white hat one, it suddenly roared back to life. In fact, it looked a whole lot better on her than it ever had on me. So I said, "Would you like to trade?" She screamed and threw her arms around me and said the most amazing thing: "Honey, I’ll say a prayer for you every day the rest of my life!" My heart just melted, I haven’t felt that blessed in my whole life – and I’ve had bishops making the Sign of the Cross over me. We hugged again, and she got back in her van and drove away. I hope she keeps her promise.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Cheers!

There’s a bar-restaurant not far from where we live called Granite City. It’s become a chain and so the "micro-brewery" in back isn’t really one, because the chain, in total, brews more than 50,000 barrels of beer a year. On the other hand, the setup in each place is micro-brewery in style, because they make beer in each bar-restaurant. The master brewer in the St. Louis Park one has become my source for micro-breweries. Kevin has a degree in chemistry and in biology, and actually persuaded his biology professor to allow the class to make beer one semester. His interest, you see, is both professional and passionate, a marvelous combination!

I had lunch there yesterday – their Asian chicken salad is to die for – and took advantage of a beverage offer they have. Instead of a glass of beer, they will bring out six small glasses of different beers. I’m not a beer drinker, mostly because I don’t like the bitter flavor of hops. But this is research. As I’ve been saying, a character in the novel I’m writing owns a micro-brewery. So sitting at Granite City, enjoying a delicious salad, talking with the master brewer, and tasting six very different kinds of beer is a tax-deductible research expense. Have I mentioned (more than five or six times) than I love my work?

Starting with the darkest, I tasted Broad Ax Stout first. This beer is almost black. The head is meager and cream-colored. It has a thick, creamy texture, and there are undertones of something like coffee or maybe chocolate. Kevin says this is entirely a product of the malt (roasted barley) and the yeast – different mixes produce different flavors. The stout wasn’t as hoppy as some stouts – Guiness almost bites your tongue off.

Next was Brother Benedict’s Bock, a dark copper color. I almost liked this one, it was not very hoppy at all, and had a "malty," roast-grain flavor that was very nice.

Then came a blend of Bock and a light lager, a copper-colored beer that was, well, beer. Have I mentioned that these are all Granite City’s own beers?

Then Duke "IPA" – India Pale Ale, a light copper beer that had a distinctly citrus flavor, very refreshing and unusual. I was sure there was a grapefruit peel in its background, but Kevin says nope.

Then the golden Spring Ale, fresh from the fermentation vessel, a light-colored beer that had a taste that actually made me think of grass and flowers.

Last was the Northern Light Lager, which was extremely pale in color, light in flavor, and seemed to be about half ginger-ale. This is a beer for people who don’t like beer.

Interestingly, there is only about one or one-and-a-half percent difference in alcohol level between the darkest and lightest of these beers.

The reason I am late posting this morning is because we are having our carpets cleaned and I was so busy shoving furniture around last night, I forgot all about writing a post.

And I apologize to those of you who know, somewhat vaguely, that there is a beverage called beer, and don’t wish to know more about it.